with christmas just five days away and parodies flying around all place, we should post parodies of christmas songs we either found or made up here. and to reduce confusion, note if the parody was yours or where you found it.
here's my parody of jingle bell rock, called the ped (performance enhancing drugs) rock based off the mitchell report and all that.
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ped (performance enhancing drugs) rock
(to the tune of jingle bell rock)
ped, ped, ped rock
injecting roids and hgh
creaming and clearing the balco way
in the stalls and the locker rooms
ped, ped, ped rock
buying drugs on the internet
from new york to florida and all in between
to get an edge
ped time is a great time
to boost strength and speed today
pee testing time is a swell time
for masking drugs and being declared clean
don't worry roger clemens, you won't get caught
by the mitchell report
injecting and syringing in the stalls
that's the ped
that's the ped
that's the ped rock
here's my parody of jingle bell rock, called the ped (performance enhancing drugs) rock based off the mitchell report and all that.
_______
ped (performance enhancing drugs) rock
(to the tune of jingle bell rock)
ped, ped, ped rock
injecting roids and hgh
creaming and clearing the balco way
in the stalls and the locker rooms
ped, ped, ped rock
buying drugs on the internet
from new york to florida and all in between
to get an edge
ped time is a great time
to boost strength and speed today
pee testing time is a swell time
for masking drugs and being declared clean
don't worry roger clemens, you won't get caught
by the mitchell report
injecting and syringing in the stalls
that's the ped
that's the ped
that's the ped rock
