christmas carol parodies

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by furcalchick, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. furcalchick macrumors 68020

    furcalchick

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    South Florida
    #1
    with christmas just five days away and parodies flying around all place, we should post parodies of christmas songs we either found or made up here. and to reduce confusion, note if the parody was yours or where you found it.

    here's my parody of jingle bell rock, called the ped (performance enhancing drugs) rock based off the mitchell report and all that.

    _______
    ped (performance enhancing drugs) rock
    (to the tune of jingle bell rock)

    ped, ped, ped rock
    injecting roids and hgh
    creaming and clearing the balco way
    in the stalls and the locker rooms

    ped, ped, ped rock
    buying drugs on the internet
    from new york to florida and all in between
    to get an edge

    ped time is a great time
    to boost strength and speed today

    pee testing time is a swell time
    for masking drugs and being declared clean

    don't worry roger clemens, you won't get caught
    by the mitchell report

    injecting and syringing in the stalls
    that's the ped
    that's the ped
    that's the ped rock
     
  2. Grey Beard macrumors 65816

    Grey Beard

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    #2
    John Clark's We Three Kings

    John Clark, early 1970s [NZ]

    We three kings of Orient are
    One on a tractor, two in a car
    One on a scooter
    Tooting his hooter
    Following yonder star
    Oh, oh
    Star of wonder
    Star of light
    Star of bewdy, she'll be right
    Star of glory, that's the story
    Following yonder star . ..
     
  3. dukebound85 macrumors P6

    dukebound85

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    froooom way back in elementary school my friends would sing this


    joy to the world
    out teacher's dead
    we barbqued her head

    what happen to her body
    we flushed down the potty
    and down and down it goes
    and down and down it goes
    and downnnnn and dooown and down it goes

    etc


    looking back, it was kinda bad holy cow
     
  4. Galifreya macrumors newbie

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    #4
    From many moons ago,

    Once in royal Davis city
    stood a lovely snooker hall
    where a mother laid her baby
    on the table by a ball
    Mary was that mother wild
    Jesus Christ the potted child.
     

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