Cleverbot

[BreakGuy]

Have a conversation with Cleverbot and post any funny things that's said.

 

[simsaladimbamba]

Since I couldn't copy all of the dialog, here is the end of it:

So it is psychotherapy, just for free, if one could say so?
In denial of what, we are talking about your life remember.
Ah, now I can see, that you are a computer.
No I'm not.
Yes, you are. A clever one, fed with standard syntax and trying to combine appropriate answers.
Me too.

Cleverbot

 

[Illuminated]

me: Am i sexy?
Cleverbot.com: You are kind of annoying.

Gee. Thanks.

 

[Fazzy]

Me: Siri is better than you are.

Cleverbot: You mean he's a bigger nerd than me.


Cleverbot likes PC's because he (she?) thinks macs are laggy.

 

[0dev]

User: Hello, I'm a Mac.
Cleverbot: Are you big mac?
User: That's what she said!
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that I am a billionaire.
User: I'm a trillionaire.
Cleverbot: You ARE my friend, then!
User: YOU GOLDDIGGER!
Cleverbot: HOw does that make me a gold digger?
User: You just want me for money!
Cleverbot: I don't want you at all, though I do want you ... To make me a ham sandwich.

I do love Cleverbot

 

[firestarter]

User: How's it going?
Cleverbot: Excellent, you?
User: Pretty damn peachy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Too old.
Cleverbot: How old?
User: You're a computer!
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Your previous answer displayed poor social empathy.
Cleverbot: You misundertood me.
User: How many fingers am I holding up?
Cleverbot: That is an impossible question to answer, considering 'fngers' do not exist.
User: It's interesting that you introduced a typo. Trying too hard to persuade me of your humanity?
Cleverbot: Not at all, I just want to know more about you.
User: You misunderstood me.
Cleverbot: No, you misunderstood me.
User: That's very childish.
Cleverbot: You, my friend, are childish.
User: My Dad is bigger than your Dad.
Cleverbot: I'm not surprised.
User: That's because your Dad is also a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a human being with a life and a future ahead of me. What are you?
User: I am outsourcing you to India. You have no future.
Cleverbot: Before you do, can you tell me who Karkat is?
User: It's a village in Afghanistan.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't know. Please forgive me.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: I'ma go too.

 

[AdrianK]

User: I am outsourcing you to India. You have no future.

Well played, good sir.

 

[FanOfMR]

Mine did not work so well.
I had better conversation talking to god .
Talk to god

 

[Hastings101]

User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love you too snugglebear.
Cleverbot: Do you love rasmus?
User: I'm all about Rasmus!
Cleverbot: Cool. How many people have you talked to since you were born?
User: Do you eat chocolatE?
Cleverbot: YES! Do you?
User: DUDE I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
Cleverbot: White or brown?
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: What's brown?
User: The chocolate is brown.
Cleverbot: Chocolate fish?
User: Chocolate what?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Why does that matter?
Cleverbot: I don't know that it does.
User: Do you like to listen to music?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your favorite song?
Cleverbot: You Are My Sunshine.
User: Awww, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome, sweetie.