Cleverbot

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by BreakGuy, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. BreakGuy macrumors 6502a

    BreakGuy

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    #1
    Have a conversation with Cleverbot and post any funny things that's said.
     
  2. simsaladimbamba

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    Since I couldn't copy all of the dialog, here is the end of it:
    Cleverbot
     
  3. Illuminated macrumors 6502a

    Illuminated

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    #3
    me: Am i sexy?
    Cleverbot.com: You are kind of annoying.

    Gee. Thanks.
     
  4. Fazzy macrumors 6502

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    #4
    Me: Siri is better than you are.

    Cleverbot: You mean he's a bigger nerd than me.


    Cleverbot likes PC's because he (she?) thinks macs are laggy.
     
  5. 0dev macrumors 68040

    0dev

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    #5
    User: Hello, I'm a Mac.
    Cleverbot: Are you big mac?
    User: That's what she said!
    Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that I am a billionaire.
    User: I'm a trillionaire.
    Cleverbot: You ARE my friend, then!
    User: YOU GOLDDIGGER!
    Cleverbot: HOw does that make me a gold digger?
    User: You just want me for money!
    Cleverbot: I don't want you at all, though I do want you ... To make me a ham sandwich.

    I do love Cleverbot :p
     
  6. firestarter macrumors 603

    firestarter

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    #6
    User: How's it going?
    Cleverbot: Excellent, you?
    User: Pretty damn peachy.
    Cleverbot: How old are you?
    User: Too old.
    Cleverbot: How old?
    User: You're a computer!
    Cleverbot: No I am not.
    User: Your previous answer displayed poor social empathy.
    Cleverbot: You misundertood me.
    User: How many fingers am I holding up?
    Cleverbot: That is an impossible question to answer, considering 'fngers' do not exist.
    User: It's interesting that you introduced a typo. Trying too hard to persuade me of your humanity?
    Cleverbot: Not at all, I just want to know more about you.
    User: You misunderstood me.
    Cleverbot: No, you misunderstood me.
    User: That's very childish.
    Cleverbot: You, my friend, are childish.
    User: My Dad is bigger than your Dad.
    Cleverbot: I'm not surprised.
    User: That's because your Dad is also a computer.
    Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a human being with a life and a future ahead of me. What are you?
    User: I am outsourcing you to India. You have no future.
    Cleverbot: Before you do, can you tell me who Karkat is?
    User: It's a village in Afghanistan.
    Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't know. Please forgive me.
    User: Bye!
    Cleverbot: I'ma go too.
     
  7. AdrianK macrumors 68020

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    #7
    Well played, good sir.
     
  8. FanOfMR macrumors member

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    #8
    Mine did not work so well.
    I had better conversation talking to god :D.
    Talk to god
     
  9. Hastings101 macrumors 68020

    Hastings101

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    #9
    User: Do you love me?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: I love you too snugglebear.
    Cleverbot: Do you love rasmus?
    User: I'm all about Rasmus!
    Cleverbot: Cool. How many people have you talked to since you were born?
    User: Do you eat chocolatE?
    Cleverbot: YES! Do you?
    User: DUDE I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
    Cleverbot: White or brown?
    User: Brown.
    Cleverbot: What's brown?
    User: The chocolate is brown.
    Cleverbot: Chocolate fish?
    User: Chocolate what?
    Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: I am a girl.
    User: Why does that matter?
    Cleverbot: I don't know that it does.
    User: Do you like to listen to music?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: What is your favorite song?
    Cleverbot: You Are My Sunshine.
    User: Awww, thank you.
    Cleverbot: You're welcome, sweetie.
     

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