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Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by BreakGuy, Feb 16, 2012.
Have a conversation with Cleverbot and post any funny things that's said.
Since I couldn't copy all of the dialog, here is the end of it:
me: Am i sexy?
Cleverbot.com: You are kind of annoying.
Me: Siri is better than you are.
Cleverbot: You mean he's a bigger nerd than me.
Cleverbot likes PC's because he (she?) thinks macs are laggy.
User: Hello, I'm a Mac.
Cleverbot: Are you big mac?
User: That's what she said!
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that I am a billionaire.
User: I'm a trillionaire.
Cleverbot: You ARE my friend, then!
User: YOU GOLDDIGGER!
Cleverbot: HOw does that make me a gold digger?
User: You just want me for money!
Cleverbot: I don't want you at all, though I do want you ... To make me a ham sandwich.
I do love Cleverbot
User: How's it going?
Cleverbot: Excellent, you?
User: Pretty damn peachy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Too old.
Cleverbot: How old?
User: You're a computer!
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Your previous answer displayed poor social empathy.
Cleverbot: You misundertood me.
User: How many fingers am I holding up?
Cleverbot: That is an impossible question to answer, considering 'fngers' do not exist.
User: It's interesting that you introduced a typo. Trying too hard to persuade me of your humanity?
Cleverbot: Not at all, I just want to know more about you.
User: You misunderstood me.
Cleverbot: No, you misunderstood me.
User: That's very childish.
Cleverbot: You, my friend, are childish.
User: My Dad is bigger than your Dad.
Cleverbot: I'm not surprised.
User: That's because your Dad is also a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a human being with a life and a future ahead of me. What are you?
User: I am outsourcing you to India. You have no future.
Cleverbot: Before you do, can you tell me who Karkat is?
User: It's a village in Afghanistan.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't know. Please forgive me.
Cleverbot: I'ma go too.
Well played, good sir.
Mine did not work so well.
I had better conversation talking to god .
Talk to god
User: Do you love me?
User: I love you too snugglebear.
Cleverbot: Do you love rasmus?
User: I'm all about Rasmus!
Cleverbot: Cool. How many people have you talked to since you were born?
User: Do you eat chocolatE?
Cleverbot: YES! Do you?
User: DUDE I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
Cleverbot: White or brown?
Cleverbot: What's brown?
User: The chocolate is brown.
Cleverbot: Chocolate fish?
User: Chocolate what?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Why does that matter?
Cleverbot: I don't know that it does.
User: Do you like to listen to music?
User: What is your favorite song?
Cleverbot: You Are My Sunshine.
User: Awww, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome, sweetie.