Combining discounts?

I'm looking at the 13" mb pro 2.66 ghz. Which starts at $1500. Is this possible?

My cousin's wife's brother [that's cousin-in-law right?] works at the apple store. (15% off there). I have an old dead 1st gen G5 1.6 PPC. Recycle discount is 15% too. My mom works at a school, and my dad has a university ID. ($100 educator discount). I'm going to be starting college (annual ipod+computer deal). Then there's the free printer too (~$100).

Anyone think I can pull that^^ off? If you subtract out $200 for the ipod and $100 for the printer, that'd put it at $700 for the computer At that price I'd be very much willing to rub it in my mac-hating friend's face

4 year old blackbook says I don't need apple care--done it all myself. Already replaced the LCD, fixed the fan, swapped the drive and now i have two 3 year old batteries. The 512 megs of ram, and intel GMA950 (overclocked btw) is killing me and I just don't think its gonna cut it for another 4 years. I can't edit 36 megapixel images in PS CS4, and when I boot Win 7, it laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggssssss when you adjust the screen brightness, or open anything lol.