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Condoms "too big" for Indian men?

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This totally reminds me of something I saw in a movie that made me laugh my ass off:

from "Alien Nation" said:
[Commenting on a "human" condom]
Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco: And that fits?
Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes: Well... Yeah, it's rubber. It stretches.
Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco: And still it fits?
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Oh great- so now what? they're gonna make then smaller? They're too small width-wise as it is. :( They're like putting a tiny rubber band around yourself.
 
^^That's just showing off. ;)

Brize said:
I'm just pulling your plonker, so to speak. ;)
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Well let go of it. Pulling won't make it longer. :p


Anyway, I'm sure I can buy Abstract Jr. a raincoat that fits in any country. (Erm....except in Africa. I heard I'd have to go a bit "baggier" than I'd like over there.)
 
The true measure of MR status

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Re: Personality as opposed to penis dimensions.

Of course, that counts for a lot. But only if you are going to be spending a lot of time with the person. Otherwise you want as much cock as you can get before gathering up your scattered clothes and running away into the night when he has fallen asleep.

Mmm...meaty...so satisfying...
 
Allotriophagy said:
Re: Personality as opposed to penis dimensions.

Of course, that counts for a lot. But only if you are going to be spending a lot of time with the person. Otherwise you want as much cock as you can get before gathering up your scattered clothes and running away into the night when he has fallen asleep.

Mmm...meaty...so satisfying...
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Is it me, or did it just get a lot hotter in here? <pulls at neck of shirt> ;)
 
Allotriophagy said:
Re: Personality as opposed to penis dimensions.

Of course, that counts for a lot. But only if you are going to be spending a lot of time with the person. Otherwise you want as much cock as you can get before gathering up your scattered clothes and running away into the night when he has fallen asleep.

Mmm...meaty...so satisfying...
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How...nice... :(
 
Allotriophagy said:
Re: Personality as opposed to penis dimensions.

Of course, that counts for a lot. But only if you are going to be spending a lot of time with the person. Otherwise you want as much cock as you can get before gathering up your scattered clothes and running away into the night when he has fallen asleep.

Mmm...meaty...so satisfying...
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:eek: ..............i take it that you are NOT a guy :D
 
How dare you!

I am a HOT GIRL!

Just like all the other HOT GIRLS on MR!

I look exactly like Jessica Alba, but hotter!
 
Lies, there are none hotter than Miss Alba.



And "wherever it is hot girls live"? :rolleyes:


Wait, I know where some hot girls live, and I'm going to visit them right now! :D



heh heh, [size=1][/size] :D
 
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