You are so missing the point here, a simple software malfunction is all it is, no more no less. It could be due to a variety of reasons why. Is AFT insulting your family after its refused to work? Now that would certainly be a case to call it obnoxious!!
Can you see how you were maybe being a tad over dramatic..
Ps, small tip, if it doesn't recognise your Android device, make sure it's all screen on, unlocked etc. Quit AFT, then restart it with the unlocked phone already plugged in, that has been a source of joy for me in the past. I cant say what level OS im running, it's a work one, probably mavericks, they are always slow to upgrade due to many teething issues with a new version.