While you may be tired of it, it's an accurate statement. You must have missed the fact that
Consumer Reports does not test using Chrome for the battery tests. Specifically:
Emphasis is mine.
EDIT: I should add that CR could certainly begin using one standard browser across all platforms. I see nothing wrong with that idea, but as it stands, that's not how they currently do things.
The problem with using one standard browser across platforms, is that people would start blaming the browser, instead of the computer's design configuration.
So, in this case, Mac fans would simply blame Consumer Reports for using Chrome or Firefox if the computer failed to deliver the expected performance.
In this particular case, it would have benefited Apple if the test had been conducted with a browser that wasn't made by Apple.
But, the computer should be reviewed based on how it shipped, and what its default browser is.
Just like we wouldn't want a review on a Ford with a Chevy engine installed. While it is possible to install said engine, and may provide a better review, it is not how the average car buyer will receive the car.
Likewise, a Chevy with a Ferrari engine may get amazing performance reviews due to a light body and performance engine, and may break quarter mile records, but again, it's not how you would receive the car if you purchased it.
The review must be based on how the product shipped and what it shipped with.
So if they reviewed a HP computer, and HP elected to uninstall / disable Microsoft Edge / Internet Explorer, and made Firefox the default browser, then the review must be made with FireFox. That way the review reflects the choices made by the manufacturer in producing / designing that configuration.
Otherwise, we could just as well get reviews that say we installed Ubuntu on the new MacBook Pro and Dell model X, and found that the MacBook Pro failed to function properly, the touch bar didn't work, Bluetooth wouldn't work, and the display looked terrible. But the Dell worked great (because Linux had the right drivers).
In reality, if we wanted to only compare hardware, Linux or Windows on all machines would be the equalizer (until Apple allows MacOS to run on PCs). But then the Mac would always be last in the results.
So, testing the machines as they shipped is the only fair way to do it.
CR had established a fair and unbiased evaluation system to score the machines.
The alternative is to go with reviews like MacWorld, who traditionally rate every Apple product as being amazing and the best. I always laughed at how they rated every model equally. Because obviously, a low end Mac can't be equal to a high end Mac. But their rating system didn't account for comparing the machines against each other. Each machine was just given a 4 or 5 star rating by default.
But how can a Mac Mini and a Mac Pro get the same rating??? Well, it's because MacWorld is provided review machines by Apple, and they get advertising money from Apple, and their business depends on Apple. And you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
MacWorld is dependent enough on Apple, that they work for Apple more than they work for us.