Go for the 70's/80's kitchen wall phone. You know the one I'm talking about, it came in colors like avocado green, puke yellow, or burnt orange and had that long 10-15 foot cord on it. Those were the best. I remember jumping rope with one in the hallway when I was kid. And since there's no speed dial you'll need a rolodex. If you don't know what that is, it's an actual physical address book where you write down your numbers on paper cards and alphabetize them yourself. What about your messages! 😱 Without built in voicemail you'll have to buy an actual answering machine. For you kids out there, it's a machine that uses something called cassette tapes to record messages from people who call when your out. Wow how things change! Seriously, go retro just for the novelty factor. 😉