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What if they named them after past Apple execs?

MacOS 14 Jony Ive: 3 steps back from where we are now; elegant UI that emphasizes form over function
MacOS 15 Scott Forstall: Full-on skeuomorphism.
- When the weather app is opened during a storm, it actually rains in the room you're currently in.
- When new mail is sent, an animation of a carrier pigeon appears on your screen and flies away
- When new mail is received, an animation of that same carrier pigeon appears and drops a letter into your inbox
- Photos app icon is replaced with an icon of a 1970s polaroid camera
MacOS 16 Phil Schiller: Removal of certain popular features in the name of courage

And the final iteration...
MacOS Steve Jobs: MacOS fully realized...fully-featured, intuitive, and easy-to-use
macOS Tim Cook, paid upgrade.
 
We still have MacOS Rough and Ready, MacOS Weed, MacOS Gridley, and MacOS Smartsville to go.
 
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