Court Rules Woman Not Liable in Sex Suit

[mymemory]

Could someone please explain to me how you can fracture a penis?
It's not like it has any bones in it.

Well... when you are THAT exited (of course I have been there the penis can get like a "rock" because of the amount of blood inside. If you (as a girl) JUMP on it, by the law of physics, the vains can get broken and who know what else.

The next thing broken could be yourself if you do not leave the escene of the crime fast enough.

 

[monkeydo_jb]

Well... when you are THAT exited (of course I have been there the penis can get like a "rock" because of the amount of blood inside.

This has been another episode of "Crossing the Line" starring mymemory.

 

[Apple Hobo]

More like the case was dismissed due to lack of hard evidence.

I'm sorry too.

It wouldn't have been dismissed if the guy had a young, cocky lawyer who could fast-talk his way out of a jam.

 

[snkTab]

Great, now I'm gonna make my girlfriend sign a waiver.

All position changes must be made in writting and notarized