Oh, thanks. I've been using mp3 players since before the iPod and I was never as happy as the day I dumped my Nomad Jukebox in the trash and unwrapped the first-ever iPod. I guess that makes me an idiot.
As we all know from years and years of Mac-bashing, Apple's greatest sin is making things too easy. 'Cause if something's easy to use, we don't feel like geniuses when we finally figure out how to use it!
Welp, I gotta leave work now. I have to walk to the bus stop. I don't really like doing it, 'cause almost anyone can walk. Evolution has made it really easy for people with legs to get from one place to another, and these people are the majority by far. But what about those of us who need advanced features like hovering ability? Ah well, I'm sure Microsoft will get around to that soon.