Crazy Ass Girlfriend/ Boyfriend Story

carbonmotion

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Jan 28, 2004
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San Francisco, CA
I'm curious to hear about all you guy and gal's most crazy or strange story about your experience with a significant other.
Everyone post your crazy stories!
Keep it PG13!
 

Iscariot

macrumors 68030
Aug 16, 2007
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Toronteazy
I'm curious to hear about all you guy and gal's most crazy or strange story about your experience with a significant other.
Everyone post your crazy stories!
Keep it PG13!
Oh man, I don't even know where to begin, which I guess says something about me. And keeping it PG13 means you won't get any of my best ones, either.

I once dated a girl who would talk about wanting to get bitten by a vampire and live forever. We both had a mutual love of horror films, staying up late, and bouts of fantastical whimsy. Living forever would be pretty sweet, so it was a fun thing to imagine about.

I found out years later she actually believes in vampires. For real.

I'll add more as the thread goes, I don't want to waste all my material up front.
 
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