I've been trying to find some actual dry-humored/creative voicemail greetings. Sadly a Google search only brings up lame, overused ones. So I figured asking the forums would be worth a shot.
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Creative Voicemail messages
- Thread starter Stridder44
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Hello.... Hellooo? Hello.
Fine don't talk. *dial tone* and then it can go into the automated system.
Fine don't talk. *dial tone* and then it can go into the automated system.
What I'd really like to say but don't have the balls:
"Leave your name, number, and one good reason for me to return your call"
"Leave your name, number, and one good reason for me to return your call"
Not to shoot it down but t seems like everyone and their dog has had that idea.
I just hate having the same old boring "Hey, this is (name), leave a message".
"Hi, for various reasons, I am unable to answer the phone right now. Please leave a message, and I will call you back if I feel like it."
"I am home, and I am listening, so make it good."<beep>
"Hey, you've reached me, I'm not around right now and if you don't know what to do next, you probably shouldn't be out in public."<beep>
"Beep!"<beep>
"Not buying!"<beep>
"Hey, you've reached me, I'm not around right now and if you don't know what to do next, you probably shouldn't be out in public."<beep>
"Beep!"<beep>
"Not buying!"<beep>