Creative Voicemail messages

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Stridder44, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. Stridder44 macrumors 68040

    Stridder44

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    #1
    I've been trying to find some actual dry-humored/creative voicemail greetings. Sadly a Google search only brings up lame, overused ones. So I figured asking the forums would be worth a shot.
     
  2. Hummer macrumors 65816

    Hummer

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    #2
    Hello.... Hellooo? Hello.



    Fine don't talk. *dial tone* and then it can go into the automated system.
     
  3. Legolamb macrumors 6502a

    Legolamb

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    #3
    What I'd really like to say but don't have the balls:
    "Leave your name, number, and one good reason for me to return your call"
     
  4. Stridder44 thread starter macrumors 68040

    Stridder44

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    #4

    Not to shoot it down but t seems like everyone and their dog has had that idea.


    I just hate having the same old boring "Hey, this is (name), leave a message".
     
  5. Leareth macrumors 68000

    Leareth

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    #5
    "you know what to do" is my current one.

    " I don't want to talk to you right now, BEEP"

    " sorry you have reached the wrong number"

    " if I wanted to talk to you, I would pick up"
     
  6. ghall macrumors 68040

    ghall

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    #6
    "Hi, for various reasons, I am unable to answer the phone right now. Please leave a message, and I will call you back if I feel like it."
     
  7. OttawaGuy macrumors 6502a

    OttawaGuy

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  9. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

    patrick0brien

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    #9
    "I am home, and I am listening, so make it good."<beep>

    "Hey, you've reached me, I'm not around right now and if you don't know what to do next, you probably shouldn't be out in public."<beep>

    "Beep!"<beep>

    "Not buying!"<beep>
     

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