Creative Voicemail messages

[Stridder44]

I've been trying to find some actual dry-humored/creative voicemail greetings. Sadly a Google search only brings up lame, overused ones. So I figured asking the forums would be worth a shot.

 

[Hummer]

Hello.... Hellooo? Hello.



Fine don't talk. *dial tone* and then it can go into the automated system.

 

[Legolamb]

What I'd really like to say but don't have the balls:
"Leave your name, number, and one good reason for me to return your call"

 

[Stridder44]

Hello.... Hellooo? Hello.



Fine don't talk. *dial tone* and then it can go into the automated system.

Not to shoot it down but t seems like everyone and their dog has had that idea.


I just hate having the same old boring "Hey, this is (name), leave a message".

 

[Leareth]

"you know what to do" is my current one.

" I don't want to talk to you right now, BEEP"

" sorry you have reached the wrong number"

" if I wanted to talk to you, I would pick up"

 

[ghall]

"Hi, for various reasons, I am unable to answer the phone right now. Please leave a message, and I will call you back if I feel like it."

 

[OttawaGuy]

"Who dares disturb the great Strider44?"😉

 

[PlaceofDis]

"why are you bothering me?"

 

[patrick0brien]

"I am home, and I am listening, so make it good."<beep>

"Hey, you've reached me, I'm not around right now and if you don't know what to do next, you probably shouldn't be out in public."<beep>

"Beep!"<beep>

"Not buying!"<beep>