So there's this girl I've had a crush on for 3 years. We're good friends, and I almost had a shot with her a year and a half ago but things fell through that summer, so... Problem: Girl didn't hook up with me/ date me Factors: 1: Delta attractive (Guy - Girl) is not a nonnegitive or zero value 2: Number of cars in possession is less then or equal to zero. Solution: 1: I need my parents to have been more attractive so I would be more attractive 2: I need my dad to be exceedingly rich and generous. MASTER PLAN: 1: Build a time machine 2: acquire DNA samples of both parents 3: Go forwards in the future to a point where genetic traits can be successfully selected with no impact on personality 4: Create more attractive versions of parents 5: Go back in time 6: Swap parents with attractive parents babies as newborns. 7: go forwards to when my dad is in college 8: convince him to invest in Intel 9: Relive the summer between 10th and 11th grade 10: ________________________ 11: SUCESS So what do you think? Am I golden?