Critique my master plan...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by TK2K, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. TK2K macrumors 6502

    TK2K

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    So there's this girl I've had a crush on for 3 years. We're good friends, and I almost had a shot with her a year and a half ago but things fell through that summer, so...

    Problem: Girl didn't hook up with me/ date me
    Factors:
    1: Delta attractive (Guy - Girl) is not a nonnegitive or zero value
    2: Number of cars in possession is less then or equal to zero.

    Solution:
    1: I need my parents to have been more attractive so I would be more attractive
    2: I need my dad to be exceedingly rich and generous.

    MASTER PLAN:
    1: Build a time machine
    2: acquire DNA samples of both parents
    3: Go forwards in the future to a point where genetic traits can be successfully selected with no impact on personality
    4: Create more attractive versions of parents
    5: Go back in time
    6: Swap parents with attractive parents babies as newborns.
    7: go forwards to when my dad is in college
    8: convince him to invest in Intel
    9: Relive the summer between 10th and 11th grade
    10: ________________________
    11: SUCESS


    So what do you think? Am I golden?
     
  2. jecapaga macrumors 601

    jecapaga

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    #2
    You're neither golden or interesting. Move on to your next plan.
     
  3. Iscariot macrumors 68030

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  4. TK2K thread starter macrumors 6502

    TK2K

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  5. iAmAzN macrumors 6502

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    Hate to break it to you but if you do/did manage to pull it off, you wouldn't have posted this thread since the timeline had been altered. Fail. :p
     
  6. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

    GoCubsGo

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    I stopped reading after there.

    If you like someone that much then you just need to get offline and go for what you want. Life is too short to be sitting around pining for some chick you've liked for 3 years.
     
  7. leekohler macrumors G5

    leekohler

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    Start working on yourself and changing the things within your power to change. Also, stop going after shallow women. They might be "hot", but they don't care about you.
     
  8. TK2K thread starter macrumors 6502

    TK2K

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    I tried a year and a half ago, trust me, if i had a shot I would.


    as to the shallow comment, she's not shallow, it's just that no matter what people tell you (in high school/freshman year of college anyway) looks of a guy DO matter more than personality
     
  9. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

    GoCubsGo

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    Honestly then I think you're wasting your time kiddo.

    I would move on, once you let her go you'll find something around the corner that will send you back here posting about how wonderful life is.
     
  10. spaceboots06 macrumors 6502a

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    Hahahahaha I love it!
     

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