Daily Mail Headline Generator

[Badradio]

The title says it all: Link.

 

[edesignuk]

hahaha 😀

"IS ALISTAIR DARLING MAKING YOUR CHILDREN IMPOTENT?"

WELL!? 😱

 

[whitebook]

"WILL BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PETS?"

haha, thanks for that.....

 

[iBlue]

IS HEALTH & SAFETY MOLESTING HOUSE PRICES?


Probably.

 

[Iscariot]

Now I'm concerned that common sense and decency will become obese and my mortgage will get cancer 🙁

Also, Channel 4 needs to lay off the sex with the British people.

 

[Badradio]

IS TEENAGE SEX GIVING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY DIABETES?

Hang on - wasn't that one a real headline from a couple of months back?

 

[Eraserhead]

"are Yobs Stealing From Cliff Richard?"

Its a question that has concerned me many times.

 

[arkitect]

Will Jacqui Smith Devalue The British People?

😀

 

[djellison]

Of course, all of these must have "It will all be OK if Diana were still alive" and a sub-headline.