Dancing with the iPhone 6 Plus

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  1. chraos macrumors member

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    I love my 6 Plus but this thing is a pain in the ass when trying to dance with. Recently went to an EDM type show and got pretty rowdy.. I constantly felt the presence of the phone in my pocket, it was pretty annoying. Lets not even talk about trying to grind with an iPhone 6 Plus in your pocket.
     
  2. MacDawg macrumors Core

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    I am happy to say I can't relate to this at all :)
     
  3. carjakester macrumors 68020

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    "is that you or your iPhone that I'm feeling?":rolleyes:
     
  4. chraos thread starter macrumors member

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    exactly haha

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    no biggie, different strokes and all that....but you suck. and the dawgs suck. butch jones will have my vols ready to beat you guys down next year. ;)
     
  5. Daremo macrumors 68020

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  6. chraos thread starter macrumors member

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    absolutely, but still a problem
     
  7. BoricuaHec01 macrumors 6502

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    While I'm not a raver, I do like going to Metal concerts as close to the stage as possible. Which means being crushed and knocked around by 300 lb burly dudes. The iPhone would get annihilated, and would feel weird in the process.
     
  9. poshrobot macrumors member

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  10. Daremo macrumors 68020

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    Here's 10 possible solutions to your "problem"...

    1. Leave your massive phone at home.
    2. Carry a bag, satchel or purse to keep it in.
    3. Buy a smaller, throw away Go phone to take out dancing.
    4. Hold your phone in your hand while cutting your rug.
    5. Wear large, baggy pants with big pockets to carry your monstrosity safely.
    6. Try Scottevest apparel.
    7. Have someone who isn't dancing hold onto your phone for you while you shimmy along the floor.
    8. Make sure you friend someone who is a horrible dancer, with self esteem issues and THEY will be the one who holds your phone and other belongings while you do the electric slide.
    9. Wear it around your neck on a chain with a huge clock face to look hip like Flava Flav while you do the chicken dance.
    10. Stay home.
     
  11. Starfyre macrumors 68030

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    Its more likely to bend at a dance party that way bumping into people. iPhone 6 is less likely to have the same problems.
     
  12. ET iPhone Home macrumors 68040

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    Can't you wedge it somewhere while you're grinding and twirking?
     
  13. Applejuiced macrumors Westmere

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    That's not a prob for me.
    I don't dance, I just pull up my pants and....
     
  14. chraos thread starter macrumors member

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    whats wrong with grinding up on a sexy girl while music way too loud for human consumption makes you slowly go deaf?
     
  15. heisenberg123 macrumors 603

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    wahts EDM? I feel older everyday is that like Molly?
     
  16. nutmac macrumors 68040

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    Next time, dance with your partner, not with the phone.
     
  17. MacDawg macrumors Core

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    Probably something to do with taking selfie masterpieces on the dance floor while "grinding up on a sexy girl while music way too loud for human consumption makes you slowly go deaf" :cool:
     
  18. ssl0408 macrumors 65816

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    According to my Google search, it's Electronic Dance Music :rolleyes:
     
  19. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Amen, brother.
     
  20. CoilTap macrumors regular

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    #twerkgate ?
     
  21. carjakester macrumors 68020

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    hahah made my day. Reminds me from the big bang theory when sheldon made a star wars reference to professor proton and he said,"is that an internet?"
     
  22. chraos thread starter macrumors member

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    come on heisenberg..pinkman was rocking some EDM (Electronic Dance Music) at his house when we was depressed after killing Gale.

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    yea twerking is associated more with hip-hop...im sure IDM and EDM people do it too but I hate that word and even though I'm not 100% what twerking is, I'm pretty sure i hate it.
     
  23. ABC5S Suspended

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    I think MacRumor needs a new board titled...


    "Mental Hang-Up Support Board"
    List your social iPhone disorders here​


    Issues:

    1. Are white iPhones girly
    2. Are gold iPhones for girls
    3. Dancing issues with my iPhone 6
    4. Which pocket do you carry your iPhone in
    5. Do you carry your iPhone naked
    6. Etc, etc
     
  24. Slimmyhendrix macrumors regular

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    This just in, girl bends iphone twerking. Apple to not warranty due to anti-pocket twerking clause in user agreement
     

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