Dangerous Apple Watch...buyer beware!

Discussion in 'Apple Watch' started by skillz1318, Apr 20, 2015.

  1. foxkoneko macrumors 6502

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  2. Binarymix macrumors 6502a

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    Read this, then read the thread title "the morality of Apple Watch buyers"

    Thought it said "the mortality of Apple Watch buyers" and lol'd
     
  3. skillz1318 thread starter macrumors regular

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    Dumb...yet I'm sure we will see this happen within the first few weeks
     
  4. bruinsrme macrumors 601

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    That is a funny thread.
     
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    linkgx1 macrumors 65816

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    You'd think she'd stop at just the tip...but she went.ALL.THE.WAY.
     
  7. Qrispy macrumors regular

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    It's difficult sometimes to stop at just the tip.
     
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    Most people wear their watch on their non-dominant hand and use knives with their dominant hand.

    She's stupid and deserves to die.
     
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    I nominated her for this years Darwin Award.
     
  11. Armen macrumors 604

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    I think we'll see more people spilling their coffee doing this then actual stabbing :p
     
  12. cwosigns macrumors 65816

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    I did this at work once. I was holding a can of Pepsi in my left (watch) hand and someone asked me what time it was. Dumped the Pepsi on the floor while he laughed and laughed. But we knew it was 1:13 PM.
     
  13. RangeMaster619 macrumors regular

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    shouldnt she be blonde?

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    What if you dont have a non-dominant hand? lol
     
  14. gorkt macrumors 6502

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    Someone at work who knows I am getting the watch just sent this to me. I LOLed.
     
  15. foxkoneko macrumors 6502

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    oh, im sure!
    There'll be a ton of 'news' stories / articles of people hurting themselves & blaming the watch :rolleyes:
    I expect alot of this stuff on this forum, it's sure to be entertaining :D
     
  16. Jordan921 macrumors 68040

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    I work in a kitchen so I found this funny. Good thing I'm left handed and I'll be wearing the watch on my right hand.
     
  17. deppisch macrumors member

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    Why is she wearing a watch on her dominant hand?
     
  18. Mobster1983 macrumors 6502

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    Damn you. I was in the middle of class and almost busted up laughing during a lecture. :D
     
  19. ron7624 Contributor

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    I laughter out loud at the cartoon and the stopping at just the tip comment. Tears actually.
     
  20. Batman89 macrumors 6502

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    Funny, but if she's cutting with her left hand, the watch would be on the right.
     

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