Dear Apple,
Thank you.
Thank you for opting not to take my money again this year. Thank you for letting me keep $2,000+ instead of buying a new iPhone. I appreciate your thoughtfulness as you slow roll your innovation and continue to release variants of the iPhone 12 Pro. By not making the iPhone 17 Pro Max any more compelling than my iPhone 14 Pro Max, I can continue to use this device and gain productivity and enjoyment from it for another full year without squandering any of my money on a new device that does not differentiate it substantially enough to warrant replacing my current iPhone.
Thank you Apple for giving me another 12 months, though I have only ever owned Apple devices, to consider switching to another brand and platform. And thank you Apple for hoodwinking all those upgrading into thinking that this year's slate of device releases warrants their purchase. Your release cycle has blazed a path towards design maturity, letting consumers get far more utility from their purchases, and stretching the upgrade cycle by several years. Consumers no long need to have the latest and greatest since it's not that much greater.
Apple, we used to be able to count on the naming convention to showcase new generations of phones. The 4 and 4S. The 5 and 5S. The 6 and 6S. Should we call the 17 the 12X, since we he had the 12, 13 (12S), 14 (12T), 15 (12U), 16 (12W) and now the 17 (12X). Maybe it should have been called the 2026 iPhone Pro Max and likewise.
Sincerely,
Underwhelmed.
Thank you.
Thank you for opting not to take my money again this year. Thank you for letting me keep $2,000+ instead of buying a new iPhone. I appreciate your thoughtfulness as you slow roll your innovation and continue to release variants of the iPhone 12 Pro. By not making the iPhone 17 Pro Max any more compelling than my iPhone 14 Pro Max, I can continue to use this device and gain productivity and enjoyment from it for another full year without squandering any of my money on a new device that does not differentiate it substantially enough to warrant replacing my current iPhone.
Thank you Apple for giving me another 12 months, though I have only ever owned Apple devices, to consider switching to another brand and platform. And thank you Apple for hoodwinking all those upgrading into thinking that this year's slate of device releases warrants their purchase. Your release cycle has blazed a path towards design maturity, letting consumers get far more utility from their purchases, and stretching the upgrade cycle by several years. Consumers no long need to have the latest and greatest since it's not that much greater.
Apple, we used to be able to count on the naming convention to showcase new generations of phones. The 4 and 4S. The 5 and 5S. The 6 and 6S. Should we call the 17 the 12X, since we he had the 12, 13 (12S), 14 (12T), 15 (12U), 16 (12W) and now the 17 (12X). Maybe it should have been called the 2026 iPhone Pro Max and likewise.
Sincerely,
Underwhelmed.