I'm seriously not getting the joke here -- that's a stock Graphite G4 configuration.... Put me out of my misery, please! I confess to being insufficiently caffeinated to get it... 😕😉
BTW how cheap was it? If it is a dual processor unit it could be quite a nice machine.
I think we're just being silly. But it's like seeing a wounded stray cat by the road. You're just drawn to it. I don't even want a desktop, and I feel like I ought to buy it and go shopping for a replacement drive door. 🙁