Dear people of the MR community, I invite you to view my buttock:

[ErikCLDR]

iSaint has ants in his pants

*spiders

 

[ToddW]

that is a spider bite and probably a brown recluse. go to a doc as soon as you can.

 

[iSaint]

The FNP couldn't tell what it was, but she screamed when she saw it. I told her that doctors weren't supposed to scream. She poked it with a needle and got some stuff out to do a culture. She thinks it was a minor bite that has gotten staph. Great! I got a shot and some antibiotics. About to take a hot bath followed by a nap.

 

[srf4real]

You know you're in trouble when the doc gets squeamish!

 

[beatsme]

are we sure it's a bite and not a boil? But have it checked out in any case.

 

[jsw]

...she screamed when she saw it. I told her that doctors weren't supposed to scream. She poked it...and got some stuff out....

Are you sure you were facing the right way?

 

[QuarterSwede]

I wasn't sure what hemorrohoids were (something to do with asses) and checked Google images....
....Google images is NOT my friend.

HAHAHA! You seriously had me full out laughing!

 

[xsedrinam]

Are you sure you were facing the right way?

She screamed, not laughed, so ya, he was facing the right way.

iSaint, glad to hear you went to see a doc even though her staff was infected.

 

[MongoTheGeek]

The FNP couldn't tell what it was, but she screamed when she saw it. I told her that doctors weren't supposed to scream. She poked it with a needle and got some stuff out to do a culture. She thinks it was a minor bite that has gotten staph. Great! I got a shot and some antibiotics. About to take a hot bath followed by a nap.

Its probably VRSA...

 

[iSaint]

Its probably VRSA...

*checks Wiki*

TMI for me. If it doesn't get better by Wednesday I go back.