Declare your secret/awkward/creepy MR crushes here.

[Allotriophagy]

You will feel better once you get it out in the open.

Catharsis!

Imagine the deep breathe of relief you will have once that weight is lifted from your shoulders. Shoulders which for too long now have born this dirty burden.

Christmas has come early and this year you are giving yourself...freedom.

I will go first and declare my own weird intentions towards the people in this short seven page list.

Let MacRumors ring out loud and true with the sound of the love that dare not speak its name - freaky random internet love.

(I will be held responsible if you end up in some supermarket tabloid article about people who met through the internet and got married after a week.)

 

[jknight8907]

......or not.......

 

[katie ta achoo]

jsw. That moon makes my heart go all pitter-patter.

 

[imacintel]

Meh. I am sure people are going to say Spicyapple...meh. Also, Chundles has said KT=Hawt. I realy don't have anyone...

 

[MacNut]

This thread can only end badly or on Jerry Springer.

 

[scem0]

I would hate for this to get out, but I have a little bit of a crush on leekohler .

e

 

[SMM]

Did not make the list...

Never actually considered meeting fellow 'internet posters'...

 

[skunk]

I would hate for this to get out, but I have a little bit of a crush on leekohler .

e

Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

 

[Sesshi]

Did not make the list...

Never actually considered meeting fellow 'internet posters'...

Yeah. They're real people and usually quite nice and even normal. I was so disappointed - I dragged that chainsaw there for nothing.

 

[jsw]

jsw. That moon makes my heart go all pitter-patter.

Aww. With your sunny disposition, were it not for he-who-is-cousin-to-the-lemon, we'd be a match made in ... wait for it ... the heavens.

*** hatches plan to hook Limey up with hot cartoon artist chick who lives down the street ***

 

[Allotriophagy]

Motion proposed: rename MacRumors.com to SausageFest.com.

 

[beatsme]

this is my secret love...she's so beautiful

 

[obeygiant]

Motion proposed: rename MacRumors.com to SausageFest.com.

LOL, so true.

 

[katie ta achoo]

I would hate for this to get out, but I have a little bit of a crush on leekohler .

e

I had no idea. I am shocked! (does sarcasm work on the internets? )

Aww. With your sunny disposition, were it not for he-who-is-cousin-to-the-lemon, we'd be a match made in ... wait for it ... the heavens.

*** hatches plan to hook Limey up with hot cartoon artist chick who lives down the street ***

Why the puns? If I had a nickel for every bad pun you made, I'd have enough for a nice condo in New Jersey.

 

[vniow]

I'm not telling.

 

[jsw]

Why the puns? If I had a nickel for every bad pun you made, I'd have enough for a nice condo in New Jersey.

If you had a nickel for every good pun I made, you'd have enough for a nice house in Beverly Hills.

Or, rather, enough, maybe, for a gum ball.

I'm not telling.

True. We have no idea who you're (not) talking about.

 

[livingfortoday]

Honestly... myself. I'm so good looking, and I love all the same things I love! Plus, I love my wit, even though no one else seems to appreciate it... but I do!

I'm gonna go PM myself and see if I share my feelings *I* feel for me!

 

[Allotriophagy]

Honestly... myself. I'm so good looking, and I love all the same things I love! Plus, I love my wit, even though no one else seems to appreciate it... but I do!

I'm gonna go PM myself and see if I share my feelings *I* feel for me!

Dude! That is...gay! TO THE MAX!

 

[livingfortoday]

Heartbreak!!

Oh no! I just got this response!

 

[scem0]

does sarcasm work on the internets?

I could say 'no' but how would you know that I wasn't being sarcastic?

e

Oh no! I just got this response!

How devastating. Expect awkward looks from yourself in the mirror .

e

 

[SMM]

Yeah. They're real people and usually quite nice and even normal. I was so disappointed - I dragged that chainsaw there for nothing.

Nothing like that at all. It just never occurred to me as possibility. This is the first site I have been on that actually has personal interaction.

 

[wmmk]

i prefer people who i'm sure are not robots, thank you very much.

 

[2nyRiggz]

Let MacRumors ring out loud and true with the sound of the love that dare not speak its name - freaky random internet love.

Sometimes I feel that theres so much love that my heart will burst into little blood splattered chunks of flesh..... I just puked.


Bless

 

[Allotriophagy]

Sometimes I feel that theres so much love that my heart will burst into little blood splattered chunks of flesh.....

Ricky Fitts - "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. So I log out of MacRumors and go browse Slashdot for a while."

 

[MACDRIVE]

I'm in love with her, but apparently she's not a member of MR.