Declare your secret/awkward/creepy MR crushes here.

[Allotriophagy]

There are nine million whiners on MR...
That's a fact...
It's a thing you can't deny...
Like the fact they'll all whine until they die...

We have twelve billion forum posts from mad jew...
That's a guess...
No-one can ever say it's true...
But just check out forum spy for a clue...

There are six billion iPods in the world...
More or less...
And it makes the Zune feel quite small...
Because brown and turd-like isn't cool at all...

We're high on the wire...
With the world in our iSight...
And I'll never tire...
Of the love MacRumors gives me every night...

 

[scem0]

I'm sorry Allotriophagy but you have way too much time on your hands .

But I did like your poem .

e

 

[7254278]

Katie makes my blood boil, if only I wasnt so shy

 

[davidjearly]

So no one longs for me then?

Well, I have a secret crush anyway.

David

 

[Allotriophagy]

So no one longs for me then?

I would long for you, if you owned some more Apple hardware.

Sadly, it is not to be...

 

[mad jew]

I'd love more davidjearly in my life.

 

[davidjearly]

I would long for you, if you owned some more Apple hardware.

Sadly, it is not to be...

Is this sarcasm that is beyond me? (Come to think of it, I do have a little more hardware not in my sig....)

David

 

[davidjearly]

I'd love more davidjearly in my life.

Well thanks Mad Jew!

 

[Plymouthbreezer]

This thread made me chuckle.

Hee.

 

[gekko513]

Dude! That is...gay! TO THE MAX!

No, that's narcissistic.

 

[ColeSear]

I also thought: "Yeah, cool idea. My crush is..."

My second thought: *this* girl...

My third thought: I'm not sure whether she still is....

P.S.: anyone from Freiburg, Germany here?

 

[Queso]

No love from me. Just hot animal LUST!

Outwards in all directions.*

*Except to the youngsters. That would just be wrong.

 

[mpw]

Well first there was this thing I had for *****, then I had a real crush on *****, then a couple of newbies caught my eye then I got hooked on ************** and the rest is history......except ***. Oh I nearly forgot *** and have had brief thoughts about *** ***.

I don't think I missed anybody.

 

[Jasonbot]

Hmm, I oncesent mail to my macrumors secret-admires but to no avail a reply never came. I was not persistant as that could seem like e-stalking.

 

[imacintel]

I'm in love with her, but apparently she's not a member of MR.

*cough*spicyapple*cough*

 

[dcv]

One (or possibly more, who knows?) of the **w user names

 

[imacintel]

One (or possibly more, who knows?) of the **w user names

emw, jsw...I am guessing emw, younger. While JSW is balding...

 

[jsw]

I'm in love with her, but apparently she's not a member of MR.

I'm not so sure "love" is the right word if you're basing your feelings entirely on a picture.

All in all, the odds of a pop music star being a frequent MR poster are... not good.

 

[kretzy]

While JSW is balding...

Nice way to win brownie points.

 

[nodabs]

this is my secret love...she's so beautiful

Good 'ol Scranton, PA! I grew up near there (the "location" of the Office). Weird stuff...

 

[imacintel]

Pam from the office is beautiful...I can see why Jim was attarcted to her

Nice way to earn brownie points...

Dont forget it...

 

[SMM]

I'm in love with her, but apparently she's not a member of MR.

Who isn't - I would not care if she were a member of Al Queda.

 

[jelloshotsrule]

Oh no! I just got this response!

hahaha

man that was too much effort, but i did laugh

...then I got hooked on ************** and the rest is history......

i'm blushing

 

[MultiM]

My crush is just too creepy it creeps me out. I can't say......

 

[beatsme]

Pam from the office is beautiful...I can see why Jim was attarcted to her

yes yes yes a thousand times yes. She's gorgeous