The Liberal: "There are kids starving in Africa, and you're complaining that your $1000 tech toy is a week late? We should confiscate your watch, sell it and give the money to poor people. Income inequality, grumble grumble, what's wrong with you?" The Conservative: "Apple gave you a shipping window. What makes you feel so entitled to get it on launch day? Entitlement, that's the problem with America. Kids these days! Grumble, grumble, what's wrong with you?" The Libertarian: "It's simply supply and demand - free market without government interference. If you don't like it, buy one off of Craig's list. What, you want the government to get involved? The government is evil! What's wrong with you?" The literalist: "It SAYS 4/24 - 5/8, so no one can complain until 5/9. They told you the exact window before you bought it. So nobody can complain. What's wrong with you?" The blamer: "It's your own fault. You had 12 seconds before the shipping date slipped on the SS space black with black link. You're too slow, that's what's wrong with you."