I can imagine this
Dell all dressed up (or down) as sterotypical boxer jumping all over the place flying fake punches to warm up
Jobs in the corner, legs crossed, sitting down on the floor with a candle lit in front of him. He is wearing his usual except for he is bare foot.
Dell "I could so take you stevey boy. Get up and fight like a man"
Jobs "Before you fight, would you like some coolaid?"
Dell, sweating trying to resist the glass that steve magicly conjured up "nn.n...n....NO
"
Jobs "Shame..."Takes a sip "Ahhh so refreshing."
Dell swings punch at steve only to be blocked his mac book pro.
Jobs " I am afraid that you have made me angry. You will be hearing from my layers."
Jobs takes out iPhone and Dell is blasted across the room.
Jobs "*****"
Jobs sits again, cross legged, floating back to Cupertino, where he can think of ethical ways to crush Dell.
Okay so maybe thats a lil lame... still....it would be interesting
