Dell "i could take steve in a fight"

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Macmadant, May 28, 2008.

  1. Macmadant macrumors 6502a

    Jun 4, 2005
  2. maestro55 macrumors 68030


    Nov 13, 2005
    Goat Farm in Meridian, TX
    We all know Steve would kill Dell with the Power of the iPhone...
  3. yoyo5280 macrumors 68000


    Feb 24, 2007
    Melbourne, Australia & Bay Area
    I can imagine this

    Dell all dressed up (or down) as sterotypical boxer jumping all over the place flying fake punches to warm up

    Jobs in the corner, legs crossed, sitting down on the floor with a candle lit in front of him. He is wearing his usual except for he is bare foot.

    Dell "I could so take you stevey boy. Get up and fight like a man"

    Jobs "Before you fight, would you like some coolaid?"

    Dell, sweating trying to resist the glass that steve magicly conjured up "nn.n...n....NO:eek:"

    Jobs "Shame..."Takes a sip "Ahhh so refreshing."

    Dell swings punch at steve only to be blocked his mac book pro.

    Jobs " I am afraid that you have made me angry. You will be hearing from my layers."

    Jobs takes out iPhone and Dell is blasted across the room.

    Jobs "*****"

    Jobs sits again, cross legged, floating back to Cupertino, where he can think of ethical ways to crush Dell.

    Okay so maybe thats a lil lame... would be interesting
  4. Melrose Suspended


    Dec 12, 2007
    This is like comparing a McNugget to Spago...
  5. ham_man macrumors 68020


    Jan 21, 2005
    Michael Dell seems like a pretty stout dude while Steve seems like one of the skinny, wimpy, vegan types. But then again, Steve does have anger issues, so it would be tough to pick a winner.

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