Yes, I know everything Apple makes is perfect. Now leave this thread. Still here? So, Apple's design paradigm for notifications sucks. It is inconvenient in the way it pops up, there is no backlog of any kind, and there are no notifications outside of a missed phone call that you can see outside of the home screen. I know Notified Pro exists. I have yet to really try it, but that is a different discussion altogether. How would you design and implement a completely software-based alternative to the current way notifications work? Let's do some of Apple's work for them!