Don't pick up the phone don't pick up the phone!!! Ah crap.
heh I remember buying an "upgraded" modem of 33.6 for faster speeds.
45 mins just to connect to AOL only to lose the connection 30 seconds later.
Oh, yes. A fervent amen to that.
I do remember those yelped 'Don't Pick Up The Phone' commands, invariably called out in a voice verging on the panic-stricken ...