He was just making a joke and I guess it flew over your head.
Regarding affect and effect, What do you expect? This is just an online message board. Nobody here is going to win the pullet surprise for their posts. Errors like confusing "effect" and 'affect' are pardon parcel with people who learn the language through talking and not through reading. I could of made that same mistake if I hadn't learned these words by reading them before hearing them. Sadly, people who don't read just can't cut the muster. Alot of people would just assume watch a movie instead of read a book and it shows in there writing. For all intensive purposes these people are only exposed to new words by hearing them and they never know the proper spelling. It's simple cause and affect.
This whole concept of oral language learning really peeked my interest a few months ago and I found that there are lots of web sights that explain this issue in great detail. I've come to turns with it, but the sad thing is that these loosers look like idiots. It's a doggy dog world out there and they're selling themselves short. One mispeled post to the internet and -- walla -- the whole world knows they don't read books. I don't mean that there dumb persay, just that there probably illiterate.
You might think that this is all just a mute point but I prefer to air on the side of caution. I had a piffany about this and realized that learning to spell words is a right of passage that we all should go through as children. Supposably If you don't read and skip that important step you'll never be a bonified grammar nazi like me. What can I say? People who confuse "effect" and 'affect' just demonstrate that ignorance is blitz.