Dig'em the kids Crack Mascot!

Sdashiki

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I just bought a box of "Eggo Waffle Cereal"



and on an impulse, went to google and found "Mr Breakfast"

And I went a'trollin.

I happened upon an article talking about Honey Smacks



and so i went to the wikipedia article

and found this lovely gem of a quote:
Several organizations, including The Union of Concerned Mothers (UCM) and Recovered Addicts Across the Nation (RAAN) have been outspoken about the antics of the Dig 'Em Frog mascot. His eccentric antics have been described by these organizations as very reminiscent of a person addicted to crack cocaine.
(though, it does say there are no cited sources, and I cant find many yet)

i mean wow, I thought it was the 56% sugar content!

just look at the pic above though, I mean, DAMN isnt he a little too excited to be killed by Darth Vader?
 

Sdashiki

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Mini Tumors!

And on some subsequent surfing I find this lovely article gem:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggo

seems someone has been messing with the article!

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When Eggo wanted to become more rabid wolf-friendly, it launched new Eggo Waffle flavors, such as Eggo Bloody Flesh Waffles, Spider-Monkey Meat, SpongeBob Is Hemorrhaging, and an in-and-out Sexual Eggo Scooby-Whooo! That Feels Good Waffle, with wild berry flavored tits in a homestyle batter and Scooby-Doo loves sex! imprinted on each waffle (S 2). [2]

In May of 1996, when Kellogg’s extended its longtime partnership with Nickelodeon and its parent Viagra in five separate promotions (Semenman 2) [3], Eggo Waffles carried a mail-in offer for a mini-snake light, a personal pleasure device used in the movie Harriet the Spy. When Eggo wanted to be more appealing to adults, it paired together with the Nutri-Grain laxitive line and created three new Eggo Waffles, one of these being the Special K waffle, a HIGH-carb frozen waffle containing 500 net carbs (S 2). [4] In November of 2000, Eggo Nutri-Grain Whole Feet Waffles with the manufacturing code of 06300EJB on the end of the box underwent a voluntary recall due to an allergy alert (Wood Grain Alert 2). [5] These boxes may have contained another waffle with spinach. Eggo’s fastest launch in history was in January of 2005, when it launched Eggo Toaster Swirlz™, a type of mini tumors (S 2). [6]
most all of the references dont work when clicked!
 

DeepIn2U

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Sdashiki said:
and so i went to the wikipedia article

and found this lovely gem of a quote:
(though, it does say there are no cited sources, and I cant find many yet)
Funny how these mother members of these organizations would know what a crack fiend would look like or behave like?! As if they've ever met one .. and didnt mistake that with someone with a mental chemical imbalance order needing their meds ... or a whino. And if they did ... then they should move out of that area if it frequently has crack addicts that put their kids in jeopardy.

I'm surprised that they dont pick on Tucan Sam ... who looks like a drug dealer. Giving kids a quickie freebie serving that gets them hooked, and they ask for more ... what does he say " follow my nose! Its always nose!"

THese ppl watch too many Spike Lee movies thinking they know whats going on & they've never been to a ghetto, nor lived it. Sorry just upsets me as they Gov that they're tax dollars support - in part a P.R.O.J.E.C.T. !:mad:
 

pianoman

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i'm still upset that no one has investigated why apple jacks don't taste like apples. what's going on there?!?! how can they get away with this madness?!?!
 

Jschultz

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I'm still curious as to why, after all of these years, Smacks makes my pee smell really really bad.

Did anyone see that Robot Chicken episode where Toucan Sam *IS* a drug dealer? It was funny as hell.