Yah well, you lucky 'mercuns get all dem cheap magazine suspicions what we canucks gotta pay $40 extra loonies for a year, eh?
Just so as Can'tAddaPost can lose it or else deliver the gad-blamed thing two-an-a-half months late with the cover tore off and an almighty forklift tire track right over Jessica Alba's naughty bits then. Doesn't that just curl my back bacon when that happens, I tell you.
Y'know why they charge that much for the postage? It's $10 extra for the delivering.... and 30 bucks fer the extra storage charges! Ah t'hell and gone with the lot of 'em. Pass me another high-test.