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Lol, yeah, he gets killed in one of those 'big' fights they have, and thats it. The End. Quality Idea.
Or even better, the last hour of the film just shows his dead body lying on the ground, whilst all the usual stirring action-scene background music plays.

And nobody is going to convince me about Nicholas Cage.
 
Or even better, the last hour of the film just shows his dead body lying on the ground, whilst all the usual stirring action-scene background music plays.

And nobody is going to convince me about Nicholas Cage.

Lol, just zooming in, reallllllly slowly to his bleeding bullet holes.

Gone in 60 seconds? Fast cars made that good. :)
 
um..something that gets me going is when people are at another persons house with me..and then they go to the kitchen and jsut eat something with out asking the guys whose house it is its like OMG !!! dont you have any !@#$%^ manners.....just be poltie and if your that hungery just ask..ifn ot just wait...:mad:
 
Lol, just zooming in, reallllllly slowly to his bleeding bullet holes.

Gone in 60 seconds? Fast cars made that good. :)

The original is good.

The fast cars in the remake were cancelled out by Angelina Trout / Nick Cage and excessively bad continuity!




OH Wild At Heart was good too!!




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You would need to add the phone ringing just to add to the fact he cant answer it. Oh the drama!!!!!


I quite like the sound of this film!!
 
um..something that gets me going is when people are at another persons house with me..and then they go to the kitchen and jsut eat something with out asking the guys whose house it is its like OMG !!! dont you have any !@#$%^ manners.....just be poltie and if your that hungery just ask..ifn ot just wait...:mad:

I dunno, I do that in my friends houses and they do that in mine. I couldn't care less. Now, when people ask others who they get text messages off, or who was that on the phone, that gets me. But thats off topic.
 
1) Extreme foreshadowing - where the camera basically zooms in and out on some SEEMINGLY TRIVIAL ELEMENT whilst music goes "DUN DUN DUUUUUUN". Gee, thanks for the heads-up.

2) Flashbacks which serve only to remind the audience of something which happened maybe ten minutes ago. I'm not American. I can remember things.

3) Anything where Tom Cruise plays a person who is supposed to be 6ft tall.
 
You would need to add the phone ringing just to add to the fact he cant answer it. Oh the drama!!!!!
You could have the answerphone pick up and it have the caller leave a message about something really mundane, like the jigsaw puzzle they ordered is ready to collect.
 
You could have the answerphone pick up and it have the caller leave a message about something really mundane, like the jigsaw puzzle they ordered is ready to collect.

Excellent. I was thinking along those lines too. :D

So it seems we are making half a film, without a storyline and starting at the end. Great! :D
 
I hate Horror films that rely on music to make the film scary.
 
When the morning after a night of no-holds-barred-rumpy-pumpy the women feels the need to cover her entire body in bedclothes before leaving the horizontal position. The audience, camera crew, editors, producers, key grip and his little grippets just don't need that... Seriously, though, it annoys me not because I feel cheated out of the sight of some flesh, but because it's so unnatural. As though the director thinks we might not notice.
 
When the morning after a night of no-holds-barred-rumpy-pumpy the women feels the need to cover her entire body in bedclothes before leaving the horizontal position. The audience, camera crew, editors, producers, key grip and his little grippets just don't need that... Seriously, though, it annoys me not because I feel cheated out of the sight of some flesh, but because it's so unnatural. As though the director thinks we might not notice.

Or immediately after said rumpy pumpy the guy gets out of bed and the women has some massive nightie on!!!
 
And not forgetting the obligatory "Cat that goes Mweeehhh!!!" moment. They even put that in Alien!!!! :D

Or crying baby when someone is lost in the woods :confused:

Oh i have another one. When cars get mangled in a chase then in the next shot they are fine again. One example is the truck chase in T2 when it drops down into that channel thing. The right front wheel is absolutely shagged. The next shot it is fine.
 
I hate it when the end scene of a film has some big happy ending (like guy getting the girl, world being saved etc) and then everyone claps. It's soooo incredibly fake and lame and it just makes me cringe.
 
I hate it when the end scene of a film has some big happy ending (like guy getting the girl, world being saved etc) and then everyone claps. It's soooo incredibly fake and lame and it just makes me cringe.
Oh you mean like:-

clap.......clap.....clap..clap..clap.clap.clapclapclapclapclapCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP (CHEER!! CHEER!!!) CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP (CHEER!!!) <cue titles>



Yeah, that's got a bit old.
 
Oh you mean like:-

clap.......clap.....clap..clap..clap.clap.clapclapclapclapclapCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP (CHEER!! CHEER!!!) CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP (CHEER!!!) <cue titles>



Yeah, that's got a bit old.

Yes, exactly like that. Also usually accompanied by some slow motion frames and overly dramatic, victory music.
 
Yes. All computers in movies are fake. Even though it's a Mac, it's running some weird OS, and it ALWAYS goes "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" when a key is pressed.
 
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