Do You Know Any Apple Jokes?

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  1. lovemyphone macrumors newbie

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    Do You Know Any Apple Jokes?

    I'm creating a comic strip about Apple and will hire a professional designer to do the artwork.

    If you have a good story line, I'll be happy to credit you on the bottom of the comic strip.

    If you have any ideas, try to relate them somehow to the iPhone 5, iPhone vs Samsung Galaxy S III, the retina display, or anything that's been in the Apple news recently.
     
  2. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    What's worse than biting into an apple, and finding a worm?

    Biting into an apple, and finding only a 1/2. :p
     
  3. mobilehaathi macrumors G3

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    Finding iJH?
     
  4. carefreecork macrumors member

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    Finding half a worm!


    EDIT: Someone had to jump in - I did with both feet!
     
  5. Gregg2 macrumors 603

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    Two apples walk into a bar....

    Hmmm.

    How many Apple designers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Uh.

    Why did the apple cross the road?

    ??
     
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    :p
     
  7. Scepticalscribe Contributor

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    Those three - especially second and the third one - are actually very funny. ;)
     
  8. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    I R creative. All home-grown.
     
  9. Cox Orange macrumors 68000

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    Will you sell it or will it be for free? If sold, I would give the authors their percentage of the income (that's how I would do it). Sorry, I don't wanna spoil your thing, just being careful of intellectual property (I know this is something hard to understand for facebook-iphone-youngsters) :D

    Will you just collect them and proofread and be editor/publisher?
     
  10. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Good thinking. Just ™® my three. :)
     
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