I've never slept with my dog. He was too bony and too hyper.
A purebred italian greyhound.. apparently those dogs have been bred so much that they're really yippy and hyper and bony.
And he had seizures. we had to give him potassium bromide every night.
Also, heart murmurs. (he coughed all the time.. apparently when he coughed, he was "restarting" his heart or something. we learned this after he died... he coughed and then laid down and then died. this was two or three weeks ago)
Oh. Sorry this turned into a post about the dog dying.
Also, I've slept with the cat once. He laid down on my head. I woke up with hair in my nose.

I pushed him down to my feet, but he always climbed up to my forehead.
STUPID CAT. He weighs about 25 pounds, so.. oh no, just.. oh no. (and no, it didn't make my head smaller. I still can't wear most hats. MY HEAD IS AS BIG AS MY WAIST. I HAVE A GIANT HEAD, and NO! It's not filled with extra brain! Arrgghhhh)
wow, I get worked up about weird stuff... BUT I LOVE HATS AND THEY NEVER FIT! ARRGGHHH!
Also, in the winter months (read: 50°. I'm a sissy) With a heating pad! HA HA, I LOVE IT!
Also, alone. And bitter.
on account of being all alone.
Someone I wouldn't mind cuddling up with, though.
I've been really bitter lately. I watched the Princess bride for the first time the other day, and I was yelling at the TV the whole time because the couple was
too happy.
I believe my exact words were "you *beep*ing couple! why are you so *beep*ing happy all the *beep*ing time?" and then more cursing and some throwing of remotes at TVs.
My friends thought it was hilarious, though.
they thought the movie was just fine. "aww, look at the cute couple" and meanwhile I'm foaming at the mouth.
Sorry about the tangent... I'm bitter and angry. And bitter.