Dear CelloCello, I will now explain this message to you...
He means 14 days later, thats 336 hours or 1,200,600 seconds
He was riding a contraption known as a
Bicycle or shortened as the term
Bike. A Bicycle allows the user to use his/her own foot power to pedal themselves to a destination, please check this
link for more details
He then fell into a pond (a small strand of water which isnt usally deep) in his garden (a sometimes small strech of land with grass and pebbels etc)
As he fell his iPod (a small MP3 playind designed by Apple, Cupertino USA) was in his pocket (a small storage space usally on a pair of trousers, jeans, shorts etc...)
Luckily (From the term
Luck - Luck (also called fortuity) is a chance happening, or that which happens beyond a person's control. Luck can be good or bad.) the iPod was replaced by Apple, meaning he gave the broken one back and in return got a new refurbished fully working unit, however his spelling of
warrantee
is not deemed as a word so I can not Transliterate
Hope this helps
HamzaB