Does anyone have a waist harness for their MacBook?

[DeepSix]

I came across one of these and want to see if anyone is currently using one with your MacBook. The picture in this one is for the iPad. One may ask why you need this and the reason why is because if you accidentally knock your laptop off the desk or table, it will be secured to your waist so instead of hitting the floor, this harness will save it and prevent any damages.

I think it’s a great device to use not only when you’re out in public, but also at home or around the office. It also Saves you from having to carry your MacBook in a big laptop bag anymore.

 

[JDAM]

I read this and literally had to check the date again to make sure I wasn't getting "April fooled"......

 

[dmr727]

I read this and knew exactly who the OP would be.

 

[Florpy]

Is OP for real?

 

[dizmonk]

I don't even know what to say.... 🙄🙄🙄

 

[Howard2k]

I keep one MacBook strapped to each side, just to be careful.

It means that:
1) if a MacBook gets knocked off the table it is protected.
3) if a MacBook does somehow get broken, I have a spare. And
d) if I'm in a gunfight or knife fight I have some level of armour on me at all times.


Never go out in public unless fully strapped with two MacBooks. Anything else is total foolishness.

Incidentally, the NEO is a perfect fit for this.

 

[colodane]

Gag me with a spoon

 

[ResolutionNZ]

Is this some kind of anti-theft device for census workers?

 

[mblm85]

if you accidentally knock your laptop off the desk or table, it will be secured to your waist so instead of hitting the floor, this harness will save it and prevent any damages. cause the open laptop to repeatedly hit the side of the chair you're sat on, cracking the screen, breaking the hinge, and denting the keyboard until it comes to rest after a few more bounces.

Corrected for you.