I got a new 16" that came with 10.15.4 out of the box. So...
1. No speaker popping. There's a bit of a barely audible "tick" sound when stopping and starting videos on Youtube rapidly, while using the built-in speaker or headphone out port. I use a separate USB DAC to connect to my speakers and I don't hear this "tick" so it probably just affects the internal sound board in this one specific situation. Not sure if it's even an "issue" because I don't rapidly play and then pause my Youtube videos all the dang time like that. But it's there.
2. No WIFI problem. I get signal while I'm in the backyard, where most other devices don't even see the WIFI network at all.
3. No kernel panics. It's been 9 days since I last restarted the MacBook, and it's been plugged into my Thunderbolt 3 monitor. It doesn't wake up randomly nor does it kernel panic when it wakes up.
4. No overheating. There was one instance where I played around with Macs Fan Control in Bootcamp and that messed up fan profile even for Mac OS. The fans would go full blast as soon as the OS boots up. It seemed like the sensors were busted and kept reporting sky high temps. CPU stuck at 0.7GHz indefinitely. Took 4 SMC resets to clear. Now I know to steer clear of all 3rd party apps that try to control the fan profiles or otherwise. Do not listen to these folks telling you that you need these apps for your Bootcamp install. It's not worth the hassle. Now the computer runs cool and nice and can sustain >3GHz speed even when I'm stressing the GPU.
5. External display issue is real. If you open the lid while connected to an external monitor, the GPU uses more power. Overall, it just makes the machine slightly warmer to me, as opposed to causing undue fan noise or heat. Closing the lid fixes this. I've tried this with both my Thunderbolt 3 monitor and a USB-C monitor. Confirmed power consumption via iStat. If you use a 3rd party Thunderbolt 3 dock that's not compatible, I think that will cause issues. TL;DR: just close your lid when connected to an external monitor.
6. Screen is good/okay. Yes, I know a display with better response time will look cleaner, but I feel this issue is overblown. Most of my workflow is literally just staring at a static screen. I read texts, I write code, I post process static photos, I listen to music with static album arts, and when I watch a movie, I don't give a damn if it's a bit more blurry when things are moving. I don't try to read things while scrolling, either. The 16" MacBook screen is far from being the worst in the market. In fact, color accuracy is far better than the other stuffs. I would trade response time for color accuracy any day.