This is a tongue-in-cheek question for a Saturday afternoon. I regularly download the PDF of our newspaper with Safari. The file is about 50 to 100 MB. It often seems to be downloading slowly (~50 to 100kB per second) at the start. Then I open Activity Monitor and watch the network speed and the download rate will climb up to several megabytes per second. I know there can't be a connection, but it sure seems that way. Maybe the opposite of a watched pot never boils?