dog for sale

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  1. juan370Z macrumors regular

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    Dog for Sale!

    Dog for Sale!

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.


    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
    I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
    wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
    dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and
    now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
















    'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'

    i think is a good joke. i hope you guys like it
     
  2. Eddyisgreat macrumors 601

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    I usually hang around the macbook pro forum except for product launches.

    Does this nonsense go on all the time? This is the most random stuff ever.
     
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  4. ZBoater macrumors G3

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    Unfortunately, yes. :D
     
  5. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    The joke is pretty funny!

    I thought the thread was going to be someone offering up their old non-apple phone in wrong part of forums :D
     
  6. protobiont macrumors 6502a

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    Cheesy joke, but good break from the constant stressing over when our phones will arrive!
     
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    Is this your first and only forum that you have ever been on?
     
  9. Pooshka macrumors 65816

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    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO




    Thanks, OP. :D

    Sticky, please.

    P.S. Just pasted it onto my Facebook wall.
     
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  13. nateharr macrumors 6502

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    Siri....us? The dog constellation? :D

    I genuinely laughed at this post. Off-topic be damned!
     
  14. Jemi9OD macrumors regular

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    Upvoted, because HAHHAHAHAHA. Thanks for the laugh.
     
  15. IXDoubleDXI macrumors regular

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    Haha! Good break from the rest of the iPhone posts. Thanks!

    :apple:
     
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  18. kas23 macrumors 603

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    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_5 like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8L1 Safari/6533.18.5)

    That's awesome! Better then people on here tracking flights from China or sobbing about Steve Jobs like their father died.

    We should keep this thread going. Here's another:

    A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.

    UPON GETTING BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPY OUT AND TOLD ME,

    "ZE DOG IS OK.  HE VILL BE FINE."

    Due to his selfless heroic act, I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"

    HE REPLIED,

    "VET?

    I'M F*CKING SOAKED!"
     
  19. verwon macrumors 68030

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    Nice!
     
  20. juan370Z thread starter macrumors regular

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    jaja thanks guys yeah i bought it would be nice to have some comical relief from all the iPhone stressing. glad that you guys like it :D
     
  21. pourme, Oct 10, 2011
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    hehehehehe!

    Stole both jokes for my FB page!.....Thanks!...:D
     
  22. FutureStan macrumors member

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    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPod; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_2_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8C148 Safari/6533.18.5)

    Haha I love it. You are my favorite person on the internetZ today lol
     
  23. Ricko101 macrumors member

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    Well said !

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    This one is hilarious !!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT86iWiH2mI
     
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  25. juan370Z thread starter macrumors regular

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    Jaja no i dint my father told me the joke. Is a good joke

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    Jaja thanks
     

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