Dolphins armed with guns and knives escape into wild

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  1. MuddyPaws1 macrumors 6502

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    This is what really made me laugh:

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    That was my first thought exactly!
     
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    It's one of those things that's so ridiculous and outlandish, it's probably true.

    Hell. I want it to be true. Something about a bunch of dolphins all swimming around, enjoying life, and occasionally laying covering fire strikes me as the funniest thing in the whole damn world.

    Squeak squeak squeak. POW POW POW!
     
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    Well, it's an upgrade from ill-tempered, mutated sea bass. Soon, Dr Evil, soon. We will have your...

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  8. MuddyPaws1 thread starter macrumors 6502

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    hahahahaha

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    Totally agree.

    They have been working with dolphins for use with finding and planting explosives, taps and other things for years. Why not hook a gun to one.

    It's funny as hell. But it would really ruin my vacation. I might have to start taking a gun to the beach. :p
     
  9. kapolani macrumors regular

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    In my former life I was in the military.

    Part of my job required me to work with EOD. They had a group that would train dolphins to intercept divers near docks etc so they couldn't lay mines and cripple a ship. It was pretty wild working with them. You have no chance against these animals.
     
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