I TOLD you not to laugh! OK, since AOL won't install on a Mac Pro, and I've been an idiot staying with it anyway, I'm outta there. But I have fourteen years' worth of e-mail archived in AOL e-mai l format on the G4. How do I convert thousands of AOL e-mails to TextEdit or something? I don't really need to extract the File Cabinets; I've already saved the Important Stuff to folders on the hard drive (as AOL e-mail documents). Is this a job for some kind of Applescript (which I don't know how to program)? I tried this thing called AOL Service Assistant (File Cabinet into Apple Mail) and the results are dizzying and uncertain. I got one of the thousands to open (and it addresses the File Cabinets, which I don't need).