Metro.A man who drank a bottle of vodka in one evening and fell asleep woke up to find a 15cm penis tattoo on his leg.
The 27-year-old Swedish man, known as Joel, claims he recalls little of the night that led to the body art attack.
According to what can be patched together he told a group of friends at a fast-food joint that he wanted to get a tattoo after admiring one on a friend's finger.
Luckily, or unluckily, in the restaurant was a tattoo artist who agreed to Joel's wish.
Despite the problem Joel said he has no anger towards the tattoo artist.
"I found out afterwards who it was," Joel told Aftonbladet.
"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment.
"I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."