Drunk man wakes up with penis tattoo on leg

edesignuk

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Mar 25, 2002
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A man who drank a bottle of vodka in one evening and fell asleep woke up to find a 15cm penis tattoo on his leg.

The 27-year-old Swedish man, known as Joel, claims he recalls little of the night that led to the body art attack.

According to what can be patched together he told a group of friends at a fast-food joint that he wanted to get a tattoo after admiring one on a friend's finger.

Luckily, or unluckily, in the restaurant was a tattoo artist who agreed to Joel's wish.

Despite the problem Joel said he has no anger towards the tattoo artist.

"I found out afterwards who it was," Joel told Aftonbladet.

"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment.

"I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."
Metro.

:D
 

Rapmastac1

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In the Depths of the SLC!
Imagine if a law were in place where you had to sign a bunch of paperwork in order to get a tattoo (one of the requirements is the person getting the tattoo is sober). Imagine how many tattoo places would go out of business. All of my friends that have tattoos (I think 10 of them) 8 of them were drunk when they got their tattoos. 5 of them didn't even plan on getting a tattoo while the other 3 planned on one for a while but went over when they were drunk. The last 2 were people that wanted to get tattoos for a while and finally got them, they are both for their daughters.

Funny though, at least it wasn't like that girl that got stars tattooed on her face!
 

MasterDev

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Imagine if a law were in place where you had to sign a bunch of paperwork in order to get a tattoo (one of the requirements is the person getting the tattoo is sober). Imagine how many tattoo places would go out of business. All of my friends that have tattoos (I think 10 of them) 8 of them were drunk when they got their tattoos. 5 of them didn't even plan on getting a tattoo while the other 3 planned on one for a while but went over when they were drunk. The last 2 were people that wanted to get tattoos for a while and finally got them, they are both for their daughters.

Funny though, at least it wasn't like that girl that got stars tattooed on her face!
Most places in the US require you sign paperwork and are sober (Since booze thins the blood).
 

PlaceofDis

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Most places in the US require you sign
paperwork and are sober (Since booze thins the blood).
exactly the way it is where i am too. you have to be sober, consenting, and of age. they won't even do it if you've had painkillers a certain amount of time beforehand due to them thinning the blood as well.
 

Sun Baked

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At least the frat boys only use a Sharpie to draw one on their targets faces.

A tat is likely really funny, and shows how gullible the dude is when wasted.

I want a tat, how bout a huge penis, OK....
 

THX1139

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Anyone who gets so drunk that they can't remember getting a tattoo has a bigger problem than getting that tattoo.
 

THX1139

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Imagine if a law were in place where you had to sign a bunch of paperwork in order to get a tattoo (one of the requirements is the person getting the tattoo is sober). Imagine how many tattoo places would go out of business. All of my friends that have tattoos (I think 10 of them) 8 of them were drunk when they got their tattoos. 5 of them didn't even plan on getting a tattoo while the other 3 planned on one for a while but went over when they were drunk. The last 2 were people that wanted to get tattoos for a while and finally got them, they are both for their daughters.

Funny though, at least it wasn't like that girl that got stars tattooed on her face!
FYI, the girl that got the stars tattooed on her face wound up confessing that she made up her story of falling asleep because her father was mad at her for getting them.
 

themoonisdown09

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FYI, the girl that got the stars tattooed on her face wound up confessing that she made up her story of falling asleep because her father was mad at her for getting them.
So that probably means that this guy made up the story of being drunk because he was embarrassed that he got the penis tattoo on his leg. :D
 

carlgo

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If he got a tat of a puss on his behind, he might really regret it some drunken night... or maybe some other guy would. Or some girl. Yikes, the possibilities are endless, so to say...
 

Sun Baked

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Hey- could have woken up with an actual penis on his leg. ;)
Personally, I'd use a dab of Superglue and make sure his stream is pointed at the nearest drunk idiot ... bladder full, really sleepy/hungover, in pain at the first yank and a wet face in their future.