Drunk man wakes up with penis tattoo on leg

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Metro.

    :D
     
  2. arkitect macrumors 601

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    Wot? No pics? :D

    At first I read it wrong and thought he woke up with a tattoed penis…
     
  3. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    It's not about the size of the penis tattoo on your leg, its how you use it.
     
  5. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Imagine if a law were in place where you had to sign a bunch of paperwork in order to get a tattoo (one of the requirements is the person getting the tattoo is sober). Imagine how many tattoo places would go out of business. All of my friends that have tattoos (I think 10 of them) 8 of them were drunk when they got their tattoos. 5 of them didn't even plan on getting a tattoo while the other 3 planned on one for a while but went over when they were drunk. The last 2 were people that wanted to get tattoos for a while and finally got them, they are both for their daughters.

    Funny though, at least it wasn't like that girl that got stars tattooed on her face!
     
  8. MasterDev macrumors 65816

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    Most places in the US require you sign paperwork and are sober (Since booze thins the blood).
     
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  10. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    exactly the way it is where i am too. you have to be sober, consenting, and of age. they won't even do it if you've had painkillers a certain amount of time beforehand due to them thinning the blood as well.
     
  11. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    At least the frat boys only use a Sharpie to draw one on their targets faces.

    A tat is likely really funny, and shows how gullible the dude is when wasted.

    I want a tat, how bout a huge penis, OK....
     
  12. THX1139 macrumors 68000

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    Anyone who gets so drunk that they can't remember getting a tattoo has a bigger problem than getting that tattoo.
     
  13. THX1139 macrumors 68000

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    FYI, the girl that got the stars tattooed on her face wound up confessing that she made up her story of falling asleep because her father was mad at her for getting them.
     
  14. themoonisdown09 macrumors 601

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    So that probably means that this guy made up the story of being drunk because he was embarrassed that he got the penis tattoo on his leg. :D
     
  15. Melrose Suspended

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    ...why couldn't he just get a tattoo of a leg on his penis? :confused:
     
  16. Gelfin macrumors 68020

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    15cm? Meh. If you get to choose, be ambitious.
     
  17. carlgo macrumors 68000

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    If he got a tat of a puss on his behind, he might really regret it some drunken night... or maybe some other guy would. Or some girl. Yikes, the possibilities are endless, so to say...
     
  18. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    This seems like a good place for this pic.
     

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  19. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Hey- could have woken up with an actual penis on his leg. ;)
     
  20. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Personally, I'd use a dab of Superglue and make sure his stream is pointed at the nearest drunk idiot ... bladder full, really sleepy/hungover, in pain at the first yank and a wet face in their future.
     
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    Words cannot express my reaction.
    Luckily, we have smileys...

    :eek: :D :D :D :D
     
  22. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    Or worse! It could of had his two friends too!
     
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    The guy must not have had a bro. If he did, then his bro could have prevented this from ever happening. :)
     
  24. toolbox macrumors 68020

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    Same here lol - i had look at that for a few seconds to work out wtf it was - It's almost 7am here in Aus what ever
     

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