I was pumping gas into my car on the way home from a formal last year, there were 5 cars full of all my frat brothers and their dates. It was a sunny 50 degree day in early April when my friend decided to pants me. This probably wouldn't have been a big deal, aside from the fact that I wasn't wearing anything underneath.
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davecuse said:
Wow! Probably girls would like it see your thingly. I haven't been pantsed but my gymshorts has fell down to my ankles when I hit the ball because my shorts were kind of big on me around the waist! Luckily I wear boxers underneathe the gymshorts. Lucky me!
I am still embarrassed until I finally getting over it. If I were you being pantsed by my friend, It was a big deal to me because there's might be mother with child, plently of kids and especially watch out for gays!
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that was the most confusing thing i have ever read in my life, congratulations you have the recordYodahere said:Wow! Probably girls would like it see your thingly. I haven't been pantsed but my gymshorts has fell down to my ankles when I hit the ball because my shorts were kind of big on me around the waist! Luckily I wear boxers underneathe the gymshorts. Lucky me!
If I were you being pantsed by my friend, It was a big deal to me because there's might be mother with child, plently of kids and especially watch out for gays!
imbarrasing moment:
i was in computer class doing a java script thing for my webpage, and f***ing around with my buddy at the same time, so naturally the teacher was kinda pissed at me to begin with, but i cant get this javascript to work and its pretty long so i didnt wanna debug it myself, so i ask the teacher to come and see if he can find the problem. so he comes over and looks at it and immediatlly sees whats wrong, he says "thats really funny, why dont you go show that to the principal" and im like what? turns out that my script was called BigCount, but i had forgotten the "O"
Yodahere said:
Indeed, watch out for gays... One time i was wearing a fairly loose fitting shirt and a gust of wind came, blowing it up and exposing my bare chest; so out of nowhere come three gays that were hiding in some nearby bushes, all of them lunging at me, unable to resist male flesh! I'm fleet of foot so i managed to escape their clutches... but I consider myself very lucky to have done so, since i've heard that if they actually manage ot kiss you there's a huge risk of turning gay! Watch out for gays everyone! They are lurking everywhere; watching and waiting!
I have had a few good embarassing moments.
An old classic:
A few years ago when I was working as a dive instructor I had an interesting experience. We had a lady get on the boat that had to have weighed close to 400 pounds. She asked if she could put on her BC (the inflatable vest that the tank attaches to) while floating in the water because it was easier that way. That was fine with us so she jumped in and after a few minutes of struggle she managed to get her arms in. However she was unable to fasten the cumberbun. Since I was relatively new the captain told me to get in and help her.
So I jump in with my mask and snorkel on and swim up to her. She was floating on her back and I swam up in front of her. I grabbed one side of the cumberbun and reached out to grab the other side. Now picture me with my arms spreadeagled grabbing these two ends.... now picture a small wave coming towards us. The wave lifted me and deposited me on top of the poor woman. My face ended up literally wedged between her massive breasts. I was stuck. It is a good thing I had my snorkel in or else I would have drowned. So she is there floating on her back trying to roll over to free me and I am flailing about yelling through my snorkel trying to push myself off. Finally after a minute or two the crew back on the boat stopped laughing long enough to come and pull me off.
Later at the end of the day when she was getting off the boat the woman handed me a 50 as a tip and winked and said that that was the most action she has seen in a long time. Ahh the glamorous life of a dive instructor.
Another time I was at work and had just been discussing how I wanted to lose some weight. My coworkers were in the middle of giving me suggestions when the chair I was sitting on collapsed.
Another time, in highschool I was trying to sneak out a "silent but deadly" When the hard plastic chair I was sitting on decided to reverberate it. Let's just say I never got to go out on a date with the girl I liked in that class!
An old classic:
A few years ago when I was working as a dive instructor I had an interesting experience. We had a lady get on the boat that had to have weighed close to 400 pounds. She asked if she could put on her BC (the inflatable vest that the tank attaches to) while floating in the water because it was easier that way. That was fine with us so she jumped in and after a few minutes of struggle she managed to get her arms in. However she was unable to fasten the cumberbun. Since I was relatively new the captain told me to get in and help her.
So I jump in with my mask and snorkel on and swim up to her. She was floating on her back and I swam up in front of her. I grabbed one side of the cumberbun and reached out to grab the other side. Now picture me with my arms spreadeagled grabbing these two ends.... now picture a small wave coming towards us. The wave lifted me and deposited me on top of the poor woman. My face ended up literally wedged between her massive breasts. I was stuck. It is a good thing I had my snorkel in or else I would have drowned. So she is there floating on her back trying to roll over to free me and I am flailing about yelling through my snorkel trying to push myself off. Finally after a minute or two the crew back on the boat stopped laughing long enough to come and pull me off.
Later at the end of the day when she was getting off the boat the woman handed me a 50 as a tip and winked and said that that was the most action she has seen in a long time. Ahh the glamorous life of a dive instructor.
Another time I was at work and had just been discussing how I wanted to lose some weight. My coworkers were in the middle of giving me suggestions when the chair I was sitting on collapsed.
Another time, in highschool I was trying to sneak out a "silent but deadly" When the hard plastic chair I was sitting on decided to reverberate it. Let's just say I never got to go out on a date with the girl I liked in that class!
Yodahere said:Wow! Probably girls would like it see your thingly. I haven't been pantsed but my gymshorts has fell down to my ankles when I hit the ball because my shorts were kind of big on me around the waist! Luckily I wear boxers underneathe the gymshorts. Lucky me!
If I were you being pantsed by my friend, It was a big deal to me because there's might be mother with child, plently of kids and especially watch out for gays!
I don't know which is more embarrassing to youRoyal Pineapple's response to your post or alxths'.
i once answered the phone with the lord's prayer. Totally by accident. The little guy in the brain fired off the wrong macro. I was 11ish. Hung up the phone in embarrassment.
How many of us called our teacher "mommy" by mistake in preschool or kindergarten or 1st grade, and then felt embarrassed about it, thinking we were the only one to ever make that mistake?
Keep your hands raised until I count you. That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ..., well it looks like just about everybody!
Keep your hands raised until I count you. That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ..., well it looks like just about everybody!
i only called my 5th grade teacher "mom" once, it wasn't that bad cause it was a casual mistake. and the teacher was nice enough to say "mom? i'm more of your grandmothers age" she was a really good teacher.
mine isn't as funny as the previous ones, but its something you would laugh at if you saw it in person.
i was running late for class during rush hour when i was at school in pittsburgh, and ran as fast as i could to the trolley. the trolley finished packing its people in, and i thought the operator could see me running to the entrance. as the doors were still open, i darted in, only to have the doors close right on my head. my glasses got bent out of shape, and i had two big red marks on both sides of my face. i hung my head down and slowly walked to an open area. sure, its not that embarrassing seeing as how i didn't know anyone in the full trolley, but i wasn't filled with pride either.
mine isn't as funny as the previous ones, but its something you would laugh at if you saw it in person.
i was running late for class during rush hour when i was at school in pittsburgh, and ran as fast as i could to the trolley. the trolley finished packing its people in, and i thought the operator could see me running to the entrance. as the doors were still open, i darted in, only to have the doors close right on my head. my glasses got bent out of shape, and i had two big red marks on both sides of my face. i hung my head down and slowly walked to an open area. sure, its not that embarrassing seeing as how i didn't know anyone in the full trolley, but i wasn't filled with pride either.
Ha, I called my 5th grade teacher grandma by mistake. My grandma happened to be visiting at the time and my mental process basically went, woman-> not mom= grandma. I think she thought that I did it on purpose..
Actually, I just remembered something else that is PROBABLY the most embarrassing thing that i've done, it just doesn't stick in my mind because the only person that is aware of it was a friend of mine:
I was working two jobs one summer and ONE of them was the nightshift(after working there for like 6 months during the day) so my brain was all out of whack. The night shift one was a Tim Hortons(we'll just say a fast food place, for those of you that aren't familier with it) where I was often at the drive-thru window, adn the other was a retail job. One day i was just standing around at the retail job, talking with my coworker when the phone rang. So i picked it up and the exact words that came out of my mouth were "Welcome to tim hortons, can i take your order--i mean, can i take your order please? *slam the phone down*"
LUCKILY it turned out to be a friend of the girl i was working with, so when the person called back and asked "Is there anybody else there?" she just answered, "no, i'm alone.." .. I can only wonder how bewildered that guy must've been by all that...
Actually, I just remembered something else that is PROBABLY the most embarrassing thing that i've done, it just doesn't stick in my mind because the only person that is aware of it was a friend of mine:
I was working two jobs one summer and ONE of them was the nightshift(after working there for like 6 months during the day) so my brain was all out of whack. The night shift one was a Tim Hortons(we'll just say a fast food place, for those of you that aren't familier with it) where I was often at the drive-thru window, adn the other was a retail job. One day i was just standing around at the retail job, talking with my coworker when the phone rang. So i picked it up and the exact words that came out of my mouth were "Welcome to tim hortons, can i take your order--i mean, can i take your order please?
*slam the phone down*"LUCKILY it turned out to be a friend of the girl i was working with, so when the person called back and asked "Is there anybody else there?" she just answered, "no, i'm alone.." .. I can only wonder how bewildered that guy must've been by all that...
I thought I'd contribute. It's fun to point and laugh at KT.
1. When I won my PowerBook, I cried in front of 200+ people.
For over an hour.
Snot bubbles and all.
Some random guy took my pic, and I'm sure he's pointing and laughing at me! Also... genius bar guy took pictures and those are also less-than-flattering. I look HORRIBLE when I cry!
2. Uhh...
actually, I don't really embarrass easily. I really had to think hard about whether or not I was embarrassed with crying for over an hour. 'Cause, come on, the genius bar guy said he would have, too. It's free love in computer form.
When I came in the next day (4/30/05) and Vlady started another round of applause, that was a little embarrassing.
Oo! I remembered another one!
4/30/05 I go STORMING into the apple store.
"VLADY! Where the heck is the microphone? You give a computer to a musician and there's no mic???"
He opens up system preferences and turns it on for me.
Smug chav.
(Is "chav" the word? I'm trying to learn british)
1. When I won my PowerBook, I cried in front of 200+ people.
For over an hour.
Snot bubbles and all.
Some random guy took my pic, and I'm sure he's pointing and laughing at me! Also... genius bar guy took pictures and those are also less-than-flattering. I look HORRIBLE when I cry!
2. Uhh...
actually, I don't really embarrass easily. I really had to think hard about whether or not I was embarrassed with crying for over an hour. 'Cause, come on, the genius bar guy said he would have, too. It's free love in computer form.
When I came in the next day (4/30/05) and Vlady started another round of applause, that was a little embarrassing.
Oo! I remembered another one!
4/30/05 I go STORMING into the apple store.
"VLADY! Where the heck is the microphone? You give a computer to a musician and there's no mic???"
He opens up system preferences and turns it on for me.
Smug chav.
(Is "chav" the word? I'm trying to learn british)
Story #1:
I called up one of my college friends who had already graduated, just to see what he'd been up to and to tell him what I'd been doing for the past two months. Unfortunately I thought I'd called his cell phone when it was actually his home phone and his dad had answered. I couldn't tell the difference just by "hello", so I was going on and on about all the crazy stuff that I'd been up to, of course using incredibly foul language, when his dad started laughing and said "I think you want to talk to my son". My face turned so red and I couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, his dad was cool about it and my friend thought it was the funniest thing he'd heard in a long time.
Story #2:
I was on a date at a restaurant and was looking at the menu when I suffered from a major synaptic misfire. For some reason when I saw "meatball sandwich" I pictured a giant meatball between two buns and I said to my date (no, I'm not kidding): "why don't they just call it a hamburger?". He asked me if I'd ever HAD meatball sandwich before and I realized how idiotic my question was. That reminded me of the Far Side cartoon with the kid pushing against the door of the "School of the Gifted" even though the sign on the door says "pull". Doh.
I called up one of my college friends who had already graduated, just to see what he'd been up to and to tell him what I'd been doing for the past two months. Unfortunately I thought I'd called his cell phone when it was actually his home phone and his dad had answered. I couldn't tell the difference just by "hello", so I was going on and on about all the crazy stuff that I'd been up to, of course using incredibly foul language, when his dad started laughing and said "I think you want to talk to my son". My face turned so red and I couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, his dad was cool about it and my friend thought it was the funniest thing he'd heard in a long time.
Story #2:
I was on a date at a restaurant and was looking at the menu when I suffered from a major synaptic misfire. For some reason when I saw "meatball sandwich" I pictured a giant meatball between two buns and I said to my date (no, I'm not kidding): "why don't they just call it a hamburger?". He asked me if I'd ever HAD meatball sandwich before and I realized how idiotic my question was. That reminded me of the Far Side cartoon with the kid pushing against the door of the "School of the Gifted" even though the sign on the door says "pull". Doh.
applegirl said:That reminded me of the Far Side cartoon with the kid pushing against the door of the "School of the Gifted" even though the sign on the door says "pull". Doh.
I was at a geek camp of sorts many many years ago (Johns Hopkins's CTY program) and that summer there were not only a large number of us who had issues with push and pull on the door there were a tremendous number of fingers smashed by getting it wrong...
When I was at university, one of the local stationery stores was a favourite haunt of us students due to the dirt cheap colour photocopying service they offered. One day, in front of a very long queue of people, the spotty oik behind the counter asked me very, very loudly if I was the guy he'd heard about whose girlfriend had got her genitals pierced.
You could have heard a pin drop...
You could have heard a pin drop...
We have a beach hut in a remote part of Scotland. No running water, leccy, etc. All very basic. Never more than a handful of folk on the beach per day, even in summer. There is a chemical toilet which has to be emptied (in the sea!) at night at low tide. When about to leave after holidays we obviously leave the toilet empty.
Last year I emptied the toilet on the last night as per ritual. When I woke in the morning to leave I was busting for a s**t. It was an overcast, misty morning. Went onto the beach, walked along a few hundred yards - had a good look around. No-one in sight in any direction so dived into the dunes. Was half-way through a huge, steamy dump when an elderly couple with a dog appeared from God-knows where right in front of me. I was so surprised that, by instinct, I immediately pulled my trousers up & strolled off in a forcedly relaxed manner murmuring "Nice morning!".
I'll leave the consequences to the imagination.
Last year I emptied the toilet on the last night as per ritual. When I woke in the morning to leave I was busting for a s**t. It was an overcast, misty morning. Went onto the beach, walked along a few hundred yards - had a good look around. No-one in sight in any direction so dived into the dunes. Was half-way through a huge, steamy dump when an elderly couple with a dog appeared from God-knows where right in front of me. I was so surprised that, by instinct, I immediately pulled my trousers up & strolled off in a forcedly relaxed manner murmuring "Nice morning!".
I'll leave the consequences to the imagination.
MongoTheGeek said:
Then, there was this time that I joined Macrumors and managed to get myself a "demi-god" title despite being female. Oh wait, that was today. Ain't life grand?
applegirl said:Then, there was this time that I joined Macrumors and managed to get myself a "demi-god" title despite being female. Oh wait, that was today. Ain't life grand?
Just PM a mod about getting your sex-change
and congrats!
I just heard this today from a friend of mine. She's absolutely horrified by it, and everyone in school continues to laugh their ass off. Before you read, I assume their house is a something with one floor and a basement.
Here it is:
Last night, her parents had a bit of a fight, and her father declared "I'm sleeping in *friend's name removed to protect the newly traumatized*'s bed tonight", as my friend was working on a paper in the basement (never mind that her brother's bed was vacant). While my friend was still working in the basement, she heard sounds of the moaning type coming from her room above her, so she slept in her parents' bed, which was empty until her mother came in. This morning, she woke up to find the sheets from her bed being washed.
So we all find this hilariously funny, and my cousin claims this is why he keeps his room looking like a ******** (but I still maintain that it's out of laziness).
Here it is:
Last night, her parents had a bit of a fight, and her father declared "I'm sleeping in *friend's name removed to protect the newly traumatized*'s bed tonight", as my friend was working on a paper in the basement (never mind that her brother's bed was vacant). While my friend was still working in the basement, she heard sounds of the moaning type coming from her room above her, so she slept in her parents' bed, which was empty until her mother came in. This morning, she woke up to find the sheets from her bed being washed.
So we all find this hilariously funny, and my cousin claims this is why he keeps his room looking like a ******** (but I still maintain that it's out of laziness).
Getting found out at camp
My most embarrassing ever was at school camp when I got found out for pooping in my undies. The worst part was that I didnt know until I found the note when everyone was at the fire then when I went back to my dorm someone had emptied all my things in my backpack on my bed so every one could see my undies from all the other days Everyone thought I did it on purpose but it was because the toilets were really freaky and smelt totally gross so I had to do it in my undies. I took my chlorella tablets with me because I knew they were going to be gross just like the ones at school but when we were going home on the but Justin said everyone knew because Craig saw me doing a poo in my undies at my hiding place behind the big shed and he told his friends. Justin thought it was cool that I never even smelt and thats why no one believed Craig at first. Justin thought the toilets were really gross as well so he just hid in the bush but when I told him about chlorella tablets he said his mom would totally freak out on him. I dont really care anyway because none of the people in my group go to our school anyway.
My most embarrassing ever was at school camp when I got found out for pooping in my undies. The worst part was that I didnt know until I found the note when everyone was at the fire then when I went back to my dorm someone had emptied all my things in my backpack on my bed so every one could see my undies from all the other days Everyone thought I did it on purpose but it was because the toilets were really freaky and smelt totally gross so I had to do it in my undies. I took my chlorella tablets with me because I knew they were going to be gross just like the ones at school but when we were going home on the but Justin said everyone knew because Craig saw me doing a poo in my undies at my hiding place behind the big shed and he told his friends. Justin thought it was cool that I never even smelt and thats why no one believed Craig at first. Justin thought the toilets were really gross as well so he just hid in the bush but when I told him about chlorella tablets he said his mom would totally freak out on him. I dont really care anyway because none of the people in my group go to our school anyway.
lol, mines a quality one.
I was at the new GFs mams BFs house for the first time (We hadn't been going out long) and I went to the toilet and tried to get out and couldn't. I had only shut the door, I hadn't locked it but I couldn't get it open. I pulled so hard that I ripped the door handle off the door, had to ring my GF to come let me out, turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way as it was back to front.
Blamed someone else for ripping the door handle off and said that was why I couldn't get out. (There was a few of us there, for the World Cup)
I was at the new GFs mams BFs house for the first time (We hadn't been going out long) and I went to the toilet and tried to get out and couldn't. I had only shut the door, I hadn't locked it but I couldn't get it open. I pulled so hard that I ripped the door handle off the door, had to ring my GF to come let me out, turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way as it was back to front.
Blamed someone else for ripping the door handle off and said that was why I couldn't get out. (There was a few of us there, for the World Cup)
My most recent episode:
I am shopping for a house. My ex hooked me up with her friend who's a real estate agent. She is rediculously hot. I call her Hotzilla. I had my digital camera with me to take photos of each house, and she caught me when I used the zoom lens to take a picture of her butt, which was, very nice.
I never realized how loud my camera is when I zoom in, but she turned around. And there I was, camera undeniably aimed at her posterior, with a childish grin on my face.
I didn't know what to do so I aimed the camera quickly off to the side, which incidentally, was a shrub next to the front door. I pretended to take a picture of the shrub, and mumbled something about really liking the landscaping. I'm sure my face was flush with embarassment.
I secretly thank her for not ever bringing it up.
I am shopping for a house. My ex hooked me up with her friend who's a real estate agent. She is rediculously hot. I call her Hotzilla. I had my digital camera with me to take photos of each house, and she caught me when I used the zoom lens to take a picture of her butt, which was, very nice.
I never realized how loud my camera is when I zoom in, but she turned around. And there I was, camera undeniably aimed at her posterior, with a childish grin on my face.
I didn't know what to do so I aimed the camera quickly off to the side, which incidentally, was a shrub next to the front door. I pretended to take a picture of the shrub, and mumbled something about really liking the landscaping. I'm sure my face was flush with embarassment.
I secretly thank her for not ever bringing it up.