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End of World tonight?

2nyRiggz said:
wow the world will end huh ....at 6:30pm..its 8:49pm right now that guy is crazy. The Almighty Jesus said he dont know when the world will end but yet human boy saying it will.....HA! good one


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I wonder if Jesus has figured it out by now. :confused:
 
2nyRiggz said:
wow the world will end huh ....at 6:30pm..its 8:49pm right now that guy is crazy. The Almighty Jesus said he dont know when the world will end but yet human boy saying it will.....HA! good one


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I reckon Jesus knows exactly when the world's going to end cause he would've had to book the four horsemen and from what I understand those guys don't perform for just anyone. I think they're in Vegas at the moment supporting Celine Dion.
 
Chundles said:
I reckon Jesus knows exactly when the world's going to end cause he would've had to book the four horsemen and from what I understand those guys don't perform for just anyone. I think they're in Vegas at the moment supporting Celine Dion.
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And Siegfried and Roy no doubt.
 
Chundles said:
I reckon Jesus knows exactly when the world's going to end cause he would've had to book the four horsemen and from what I understand those guys don't perform for just anyone. I think they're in Vegas at the moment supporting Celine Dion.
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If I'm reading this Bible right, Jesus would be the Horseman...
Revelation 19 (keep in mind this is from John's point of view)

The Book of Revelation said:
11I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war. 12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. 15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron scepter."[a] He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:
KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.
17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, "Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great."

19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.
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Wow - I didn't mean to turn this into a Bible Study.:eek:
 
iSaint said:
OK so I've actually not been online all day and I come back to four pages of THIS? What other pertinent rumors concerning Apple Computers will I find in the other 8 pages of threads I've yet to read?


:rolleyes: :D
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All those rumours are probably up in Other Mac news or what not, not here in community discussion.
 
Well, it's 6:39pm here in the Bay Area, California - and we're in the middle of a thunderstorm!!!!

My 3 yr old seems to think the world is ending. She's hanging off me as I type.

Still, maybe he forgot about daylight savings time?
 
Will you look at that...
It's 7:25 Pacific time and nothing happened. I was going to watch the clock pass over 6:30, but I forgot - Guess I was real worried.
 
The world's ending and I'm spending my last remaining hours posting semi-anonymously on an internet bulletin board. I need a life. Or rather, I need to quit avoiding the one I have and get some work done.


huh. 9:30pm I sure expected hell and/or heaven to be whole lot more exciting than this. That John Denver's full of s*** man.
 
maya said:
The world will certainly end for some of us if they do not complete they assignment. :(

The Mayan calendar must have only been dated for 2012 Dec 21 as the Mayan race might have suffered from various incidents that may have caused it to end without any explanation whatsoever. For example, war, tribal battle, famine, etc.. Its just a guess. :)
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Well, the Mayan calendar system, while precise, does not say the world will end on that date. It's simply the last date in their recordkeeping system. The world was not created at zero, and the Mayan calendar repeats itself in cycles.

That doesn't preclude the possibility of the world ending in 2012, as the Mayans believed that the Earth began anew some number of times, and it's been argued that this is the last "subscription renewal" for this planet according to their calculations. However, if the rest of the universe is anything like the magazine industry, we'll keep getting free copies and bills for some time. They'll catch on eventually, maybe, that we've stopped paying, but more likely we'll move first.
 
matticus008 said:
Well, the Mayan calendar system, while precise, does not say the world will end on that date. It's simply the last date in their recordkeeping system. The world was not created at zero, and the Mayan calendar repeats itself in cycles.

That doesn't preclude the possibility of the world ending in 2012, as the Mayans believed that the Earth began anew some number of times, and it's been argued that this is the last "subscription renewal" for this planet according to their calculations. However, if the rest of the universe is anything like the magazine industry, we'll keep getting free copies and bills for some time. They'll catch on eventually, maybe, that we've stopped paying, but more likely we'll move first.
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Either that, or the Mayans just couldn't be arsed counting any more.
 
EricNau said:
If I'm reading this Bible right, Jesus would be the Horseman...
Revelation 19 (keep in mind this is from John's point of view)
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Not exactly the same as the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse in Revelation 6
Traditionally - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death
Wiki Link
Bible Link

Woof, Woof – Dawg
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MacDawg said:
Not exactly the same as the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse in Revelation 6
Traditionally - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death
Wiki Link
Bible Link

Woof, Woof – Dawg
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Yeah that's the guys. In big demand from what I hear.

Pestilence and Death apparently do a ripper of a trapeze act whilst Famine kicks Seinfeld's arse in the stand-up comedy arena. You should hear his sketch on the Olsen twins, it's a corker!!!

War doesn't do much, I think GWB's wearing him out. He started out as a real shock-jock MC for the four of them but now he just seems tired and his jokes and routines are just getting very familiar. I think he might need a good rest.
 
MacDawg said:
Gee, shouldn't there be a memo or something that goes out to everyone when something like this is going to happen?

Woof, Woof - Dawg
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You mean you didn't get the memo? We're now putting end-of-world covers on all our TPS reports...

Meow, Meow - Kitty
 
Applexilef said:
You mean you didn't get the memo? We're now putting end-of-world covers on all our TPS reports...

Meow, Meow - Kitty
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We are not allowed to proceed with the end of the world until ALL people are properly notified WITH a read receipt

Woof, Woof – Dawg
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