"It's time Europe dumped its so-called FireWire, Safari, and US-named Trash -- these are the work of the Devil, and are dirty," said Commissioner Hardy Haha, who proposed the directive. "I use Windows and the two-button mouse is a beacon of choice. One button mice are all about segregation. We had to take a stand."
Nermal said:Yeah but timing is everything for April Fools' Day.
Timelessblur said:before this gets bashed to death it is pretty clear it is a joke artical. The last paragragh shows that. It start out seeming like it legit but the farther you get into to it becomes more and more clear that it is a joke
I added to the title at a later point, as it is now NOT April 1st and was misleadingMechcozmo said:Read the title?![]()