Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

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  1. bigandy macrumors G3

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7389980.stm

    They needed a study to show this? All they needed was a weekend in Glasgow :rolleyes:
     
  2. DoFoT9 macrumors P6

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    lol to increase my sex life all i have to do is sleep at my gf's.

    maybe these people should try that??
     
  3. oblomow macrumors 68020

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    Give them her address...;)
     
  4. PCMacUser macrumors 68000

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    Haha, yeah he was just asking for that... :D
     
  5. MacHipster macrumors 6502

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    No surprise there. I have to get drunk to sleep with British girls, too.:eek::p:D
     
  6. spooky mulder macrumors regular

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    hahah, i was about to say the same thing.... but i like drunk girls...:D
     
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    To be fair I can see this in Britain but in the mainland? You crazy people!
     
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    So this is what I was doing wrong all the time...! :eek: *gets himself a bottle of beer immediately*
     
  9. Neutral Gamer macrumors 6502a

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    Absolutely HILARIOUS. I haven't laughed out loud while reading a thread for a long time but that just seemed to strike a chord. Hell, I'm still laughing while writing this! :D

    If I could nominate you for some kind of "Post of the Day" competition I would! Nice one.

    I agree with you on this one mate. Although let's be honest, you could substitute Glasgow for any UK city and you'd end up with similar results. How this study can be classified as "news" rather than general knowledge, known for decades if not centuries, is beyond me! The only thing that surprises me is that only 30% of Liverpudlian kids have drank alcohol and had sex by 16.

    We're Britain, we've got a "reputation" to think of. We may have a poor record when it comes to sporting events but I always thought we came out on top when it came to teenage pregnancies, underage drinking and general yobbishness. Something that we could all be proud of. But only 30%? I was expecting at least 60! What a disappointment. :rolleyes:
     
  10. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    "And in another recent study, 70% of people in Liverpool 16-35 years of age are liars."
     
  11. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Do you find their teeth off-putting??

    Just happen to have this one handy.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. EvanLugh macrumors 68000

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  13. bigandy thread starter macrumors G3

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    OOOH! YAY! It's silly myth time!

    If only I had a right button on my Mac, I could really post a great response.

    :rolleyes:

    Not even alcohol would make me sleep with a British girl. I can't stand them. Foreigners are fun :)
     
  14. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Ick, drunk sex. (personally speaking I find sex after a spliff a lot more fun ;-))





    :D
     
  15. pilotError macrumors 68020

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    When you guys wake up in the morning do you ever question what happened to that great looking guy/gal you went to bed with? :eek: :D
     
  16. tersono macrumors 68000

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    Ouch :p

    I thought myths weren't true? :p

    No. We know this is Britain and good looking people don't exist here. It's the chemicals in the air; they kill them off ;)
     
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    No, it's all that in-breeding.

    Just look at the head of household.

    :p

    (This thread is fun.)

    Old Canadian saying: Oh to be in England, now that they are here.
     
  20. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    On that note, I once had a friend who had drunk sex with a drunk girl. The next morning, he wakes up on the floor where they had sex, and finds a big piece of poo on his chest. :p :D


    British girls are foreign to me. ;) Love the accent, and I find that the ones I meet are a bit more sensible, and have a certain sense of humour that matches well with mine.


    Never. :cool:
     
  21. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Think about it, would you want to have sex with a European sober?

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  22. EvanLugh macrumors 68000

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    I would never turn myself down.
     
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    Oh man, that's horrible xD

    Poor dude :p
     
  24. EvanLugh macrumors 68000

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    Coming soon to a toilet near you..

    2 girls 1 chest (and 12 shots of tequila).
     
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    Reprise: Do you find their pits off-putting??
     

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