Someone once told me this story:
A young man had just purchased a new, very expensive, watch and was showing it off to folks in his local bar. He bragged how many thousands of dollars he had spent on it, as people "Ooooh"-ed and "Ahhh"-ed over it. An older gentleman at the bar asked to see the watch. He looked at it, laid it on the bar, and took off his watch, a Timex with a plastic band and face. He laid the Timex on the bar next to the young man's expensive watch.
"Nice watch, but I can do something with mine that you can't do with yours."
The young man chuckled. His watch was loaded with features and there was no way it could be outdone by an old Timex.
The old man picked up his beer mug and smashed it down on both watches as the young man shrieked in horror! The room went silent as the young man stared at the pieces of his watch scattered on the bar.
The old man, "Now, I can replace mine... "