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When natural disaster/collapse of society/zombie apocalypse/the overthrow of the Government beckons, our firearm favouring friend isn't only going to be prepared on account of his dogs and weaponry he also has a wide selection of grooming products by his bathtub to ensure he's looking his best.
Smart.
Smart.
Right on point.
Next time, instead of [ IMG ], use [ TIMG ]. It makes the picture a thumbnail, and if anybody wants to see actual size, they can click on it.
For those of you who do not live in the US and have some strange , stereotypical notions of what the "average American" is like -- he's an average American. We all look like that. 
If you're planning a visit to the States - you have been warned!!
If you're planning a visit to the States - you have been warned!!
That's obviously his dating profile pic. He's looking for a girl who doesn't mind dogs under the porch, likes cooking whatever he can shoot, and loves drunk sex in the back of the doublewide.
He's compensating. The length of one's penis is inversely proportional to the length of one's gun barrel.
So. I don't own a gun. Extrapolating from that I must be the most popular guy around huh ?
But the guy. I'm guessing a typical guy with too much time on his hands posting his photo to Facebook .
In Northern Ireland he'd be a respected Assembly member, and regularly entertained by the Irish government in Dublin.
Nor do I. That must mean we have to brandish something else when we pose for photos in our respective bathtubs.