Dear MBA, How I fell in madly in love with you once my eyes got even a glimpse. And then to touch you. Ahh that was heaven. To play with your buttons was ecstacy. I was so smitten that I brought you with me everywhere I went. I found myself bragging about you to everyone. But alas, I must bid you adieu. When we first started our time together, I was thinking that you would be my one and only. But I see after only a few weeks that you are not meant for that. You shine best when you are a second or third option. My love, I am looking for a primary and one and only and want to settle down with only one. You should know that I met someone else, who goes by the name of MBP (13", 4GB, 256 SSD) who, while admittedly not as sexy as you and never will be, is more suited to being my one and only. So goodbye my love. I will never forget you.